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    Best thing you heard today

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    • Posts: 74 Member
      Mummy I love you
    • Posts: 1,243 Member
      Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu



      Ahahahaha! Seriously busted out when I read this! LMAO! :drinker:
    • Posts: 261 Member
      "Moooooooooooooooooooooom!!! It's cheat day!!!!"
    • Posts: 2,756 Member
      As I was getting ready to head out my sister stated "you look amazing!!! If you don't get hit on, then the guys are either blind or stupid."
    • Posts: 1,436 Member
      "why hasn't anyone duct taped his mouth yet?"
    • Posts: 62
      "When does the meat stop coming"
    • Posts: 243 Member
      At a gas station, some guy held the door open for me and then....."your boobs are awesome!" I thought maybe I should be offended, but then I was like...nah, I'll take it! :bigsmile:

      My apologies, i want trying to be insensitive, just couldn't help it ;)
    • Posts: 8 Member
      my 6 year old son gave me a big hug and said "im going to hug u lots before i get to old to hug you because i love you" aww told him ur never to old for a hug from ur mom
    • Posts: 5,030 Member
      Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu

      Lmao this is the best thing I've heard.
    • Posts: 343 Member
      Silence.

      I am awake before my 3 kids and husband. Even the dogs are still sleeping. This means I have the laptop and TV to myslef and I will get out the door for a run without anyone asking me what's for breakfast!
    • Posts: 200 Member
      Silence.

      I am awake before my 3 kids and husband. Even the dogs are still sleeping. This means I have the laptop and TV to myslef and I will get out the door for a run without anyone asking me what's for breakfast!

      ^^^^^^^ ha, me too
    • Posts: 949 Member
      The sound of no rain outside!

      Sunday morning and its the 32nd annual classic car show at the fairgrounds. I go every year and would hate to miss it because of bad weather.
    • Posts: 955 Member
      I was at a restaurant and the manager (who I know slightly) came up to me and we were talking and the subject of age came up. He guessed mine to be 10 years younger than I really am.

      You couldn't wipe the grin from my face. :laugh:
    • Posts: 397 Member
      oh fvck! thats a hot @ss!!

      :)
    • Posts: 6,171 Member
      "You look tiny."
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      Some random five year old saw me sitting outside and stopped to say HI. He proceeded to tell me that I looked really great today! lol

      This has gotta make the top ten...kids tell it like it is!:bigsmile:
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      Silence.

      I am awake before my 3 kids and husband. Even the dogs are still sleeping. This means I have the laptop and TV to myslef and I will get out the door for a run without anyone asking me what's for breakfast!

      Ooooohhhh...you are talkin' my language, that is beauty!
    • Posts: 1,716 Member
      Silence.

      I am awake before my 3 kids and husband. Even the dogs are still sleeping. This means I have the laptop and TV to myslef and I will get out the door for a run without anyone asking me what's for breakfast!

      Isn't that fantastic?

      The other morning my son actually slept like like 9. Hubby did too. I was up at 7:00 and when they finally got up hubby said, "you are in SUCH a good mood this morning!" I said, "It's because I got to enjoy some quiet me time this morning!"

      it really does make a difference.
    • Posts: 48
      my 3 year old little boy saying dad i love you so much your so good to me can we go out and play with the cop car now lol
    • Posts: 14,186 Member
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      My apologies, i want trying to be insensitive, just couldn't help it ;)

      No apology necessary...I thought it was pretty darn awesome!! :tongue:
    • Posts: 175
      My ex got married yesterday, and one of her "friends"?, said how great she looked. I said how she is pretty and her friend said "Yeah, to bad she can be such a *****, and ugly on the inside."
    • Posts: 2,249 Member
      YOU CAN DO THIS...My Alter-ego while pushing thru walking in 90 plus heat!
    • Posts: 477 Member
      Said by off duty Fight attendant

      "Is the bar open, I need a drink I really hate flying"
    • Posts: 1,226 Member
      Mommy, you look so skinny in your bathing suit. :heart:

      That made my year!
    • Posts: 3,988 Member
      "When does the meat stop coming"

      Did you hear this in bed, or are you a waiter at an all you can eat BBQ joint?
    • Posts: 1,358 Member
      Did Tabata for the first time last night. Last circuit was sprints. After last circuit, lady next to me says: So I guess that you are a runner? LOL That felt AWESOME!! :D
    • Posts: 849 Member
      Your beautiful and I love you were the words from my hubby of 29 years :)
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