Best thing you heard today

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  • nicholawelch
    nicholawelch Posts: 74 Member
    Mummy I love you
  • gogojodee
    gogojodee Posts: 1,243 Member
    Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu



    Ahahahaha! Seriously busted out when I read this! LMAO! :drinker:
  • Awake_Alive
    Awake_Alive Posts: 261 Member
    "Moooooooooooooooooooooom!!! It's cheat day!!!!"
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    As I was getting ready to head out my sister stated "you look amazing!!! If you don't get hit on, then the guys are either blind or stupid."
  • DaughterOfTheMostHighKing
    DaughterOfTheMostHighKing Posts: 1,436 Member
    "why hasn't anyone duct taped his mouth yet?"
  • dela1000
    dela1000 Posts: 62
    "When does the meat stop coming"
  • jgunn81
    jgunn81 Posts: 243 Member
    At a gas station, some guy held the door open for me and then....."your boobs are awesome!" I thought maybe I should be offended, but then I was like...nah, I'll take it! :bigsmile:

    My apologies, i want trying to be insensitive, just couldn't help it ;)
  • samanthabeever1610
    samanthabeever1610 Posts: 8 Member
    my 6 year old son gave me a big hug and said "im going to hug u lots before i get to old to hug you because i love you" aww told him ur never to old for a hug from ur mom
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu

    Lmao this is the best thing I've heard.
  • HotMamaByVday
    HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
    Silence.

    I am awake before my 3 kids and husband. Even the dogs are still sleeping. This means I have the laptop and TV to myslef and I will get out the door for a run without anyone asking me what's for breakfast!
  • juicy011
    juicy011 Posts: 200 Member
    Silence.

    I am awake before my 3 kids and husband. Even the dogs are still sleeping. This means I have the laptop and TV to myslef and I will get out the door for a run without anyone asking me what's for breakfast!

    ^^^^^^^ ha, me too
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    The sound of no rain outside!

    Sunday morning and its the 32nd annual classic car show at the fairgrounds. I go every year and would hate to miss it because of bad weather.
  • blonde71
    blonde71 Posts: 955 Member
    I was at a restaurant and the manager (who I know slightly) came up to me and we were talking and the subject of age came up. He guessed mine to be 10 years younger than I really am.

    You couldn't wipe the grin from my face. :laugh:
  • TangledUp_InBlue
    TangledUp_InBlue Posts: 397 Member
    oh fvck! thats a hot @ss!!

    :)
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    "You look tiny."
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Some random five year old saw me sitting outside and stopped to say HI. He proceeded to tell me that I looked really great today! lol

    This has gotta make the top ten...kids tell it like it is!:bigsmile:
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Silence.

    I am awake before my 3 kids and husband. Even the dogs are still sleeping. This means I have the laptop and TV to myslef and I will get out the door for a run without anyone asking me what's for breakfast!

    Ooooohhhh...you are talkin' my language, that is beauty!
  • 12by311
    12by311 Posts: 1,716 Member
    Silence.

    I am awake before my 3 kids and husband. Even the dogs are still sleeping. This means I have the laptop and TV to myslef and I will get out the door for a run without anyone asking me what's for breakfast!

    Isn't that fantastic?

    The other morning my son actually slept like like 9. Hubby did too. I was up at 7:00 and when they finally got up hubby said, "you are in SUCH a good mood this morning!" I said, "It's because I got to enjoy some quiet me time this morning!"

    it really does make a difference.
  • harristim88
    harristim88 Posts: 48
    my 3 year old little boy saying dad i love you so much your so good to me can we go out and play with the cop car now lol
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    At a gas station, some guy held the door open for me and then....."your boobs are awesome!" I thought maybe I should be offended, but then I was like...nah, I'll take it! :bigsmile:

    My apologies, i want trying to be insensitive, just couldn't help it ;)

    No apology necessary...I thought it was pretty darn awesome!! :tongue:
  • pdj1220
    pdj1220 Posts: 175
    My ex got married yesterday, and one of her "friends"?, said how great she looked. I said how she is pretty and her friend said "Yeah, to bad she can be such a *****, and ugly on the inside."
  • SexyCook
    SexyCook Posts: 2,249 Member
    YOU CAN DO THIS...My Alter-ego while pushing thru walking in 90 plus heat!
  • teeley
    teeley Posts: 477 Member
    Said by off duty Fight attendant

    "Is the bar open, I need a drink I really hate flying"
  • JanetLM73
    JanetLM73 Posts: 1,226 Member
    Mommy, you look so skinny in your bathing suit. :heart:

    That made my year!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    "When does the meat stop coming"

    Did you hear this in bed, or are you a waiter at an all you can eat BBQ joint?
  • atsteele
    atsteele Posts: 1,358 Member
    Did Tabata for the first time last night. Last circuit was sprints. After last circuit, lady next to me says: So I guess that you are a runner? LOL That felt AWESOME!! :D
  • Dudagarcia
    Dudagarcia Posts: 849 Member
    Your beautiful and I love you were the words from my hubby of 29 years :)

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