Best thing you heard today

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  • sharleengc
    sharleengc Posts: 792 Member
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    My husband a few minutes ago: "I think I should buy thongs, it would be much cooler than shorts"...In reference to the fact that it is currently 80 degrees in our house and very slowly cooling off...80 is down from 83 in the house earlier...
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
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    Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
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    Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu

    :laugh: She may want to get that under control...
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    "Mama, I weally, weally missed you today."
    ~my 3year old daughter
    Nothing greater than the love from a child
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
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    Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu

    :laugh: She may want to get that under control...
    Or maybe call an exorcist
  • cornfritter22
    cornfritter22 Posts: 230 Member
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    "Don't worry honey, I'll do the laundry this weekend. You just sleep!" - My amazing husband

    I think I just had an orgasm.
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
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    Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu


    Used to have an acquaintance we called HP...short for **** pie. seriously. Started on Panama City Beach when she showed up in a bikini after what appeared to be a particularly long trimming hiatus. Don't judge me...it's after 1am.
  • Elleinnz
    Elleinnz Posts: 1,661 Member
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    The roar and growl of Sebastien Loeb's rally car :-)
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Random MFP message today

    "All You??Cutie pie then, HANDSOME now!
    Good jeans..ER..I mean, genes.. "
  • alovesopure
    alovesopure Posts: 610
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    That I am cute... hmm I think not but thank you :)
  • nicholawelch
    nicholawelch Posts: 74 Member
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    Mummy I love you
  • gogojodee
    gogojodee Posts: 1,261 Member
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    Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu



    Ahahahaha! Seriously busted out when I read this! LMAO! :drinker:
  • Awake_Alive
    Awake_Alive Posts: 261 Member
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    "Moooooooooooooooooooooom!!! It's cheat day!!!!"
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    As I was getting ready to head out my sister stated "you look amazing!!! If you don't get hit on, then the guys are either blind or stupid."
  • DaughterOfTheMostHighKing
    DaughterOfTheMostHighKing Posts: 1,436 Member
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    "why hasn't anyone duct taped his mouth yet?"
  • dela1000
    dela1000 Posts: 62
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    "When does the meat stop coming"
  • jgunn81
    jgunn81 Posts: 243 Member
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    At a gas station, some guy held the door open for me and then....."your boobs are awesome!" I thought maybe I should be offended, but then I was like...nah, I'll take it! :bigsmile:

    My apologies, i want trying to be insensitive, just couldn't help it ;)
  • samanthabeever1610
    samanthabeever1610 Posts: 8 Member
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    my 6 year old son gave me a big hug and said "im going to hug u lots before i get to old to hug you because i love you" aww told him ur never to old for a hug from ur mom
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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    Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu

    Lmao this is the best thing I've heard.
  • HotMamaByVday
    HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
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    Silence.

    I am awake before my 3 kids and husband. Even the dogs are still sleeping. This means I have the laptop and TV to myslef and I will get out the door for a run without anyone asking me what's for breakfast!

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