Ladies, which would you do first? Pnahandle or strip?

JPod279
JPod279 Posts: 722 Member
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So I ran an errand at lunch and saw this chick on the street corner with a sign asking for 50 cents. I briefly checked her out and decided she could dance at a local esstablishment that I once was tricked into visiting that, well, let's just say doesn't hire the metro area's best talent, and still be better looking than half the dancers. Plus, she would be making at least double what she was asking per customer. As another bonus, it is on it's way to over 100 here again, so she would at least be inside in the airconditioning.

So, if you hit absolute rock bottom, would you panhandle first or strip first?
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  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Panhandling can be very lucrative if you're good at it. I'm not sure I'd be ok with the 100 degree weather though. Anyway, who said she doesn't do both?
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
    I would strip. I like to dance so why not get paid for it.
  • NYCDutchess
    NYCDutchess Posts: 622 Member
    Strip... bet I'd be good at it too lmao!
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Panhandling is big business. I got approached this weekend by a guy on his iPhone. I declined. *eyeroll*

    Personally, I'd do a million other things first before either of these. But strip would win if these were my last two choices
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I'd sell oranges at intersections...
  • megmay2591
    megmay2591 Posts: 621 Member
    I don't think I would or could strip. I wouldn't feel comfortable doing that for anybody but my boyfriend, and even if I didn't have a boyfriend I feel like it would just be a bunch of guys sizing me up and thinking about f*cking me. I already get uncomfortable when I get cat called walking down the street in regular clothes.
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
    Strip
  • LovelyLifter
    LovelyLifter Posts: 560 Member
    strip
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    If I had the body, strip. Panhandling would be much more embarrassing to me.

    Besides, who doesn't like boobies.
  • r1ghtpath
    r1ghtpath Posts: 701 Member
    pseudo strip. there is a place in NJ where the waitresses are in bras/ panties, when the lights go off and on they get topless and the guys pay to get their pics taken with them. i'd do that. BIG BIG money!!! my roommate made hundreds of dollars doing that every. single. night!!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    If I had the body, strip. Panhandling would be much more embarrassing to me.

    Besides, who doesn't like boobies.


    For the win.
  • DavetheHYNIC
    DavetheHYNIC Posts: 318 Member
    Bump, to see what my lady pals would say.

    Even though its common knowledge that panhandlers make as much as a min. Wage worker, isn't that sad?
  • ehwhittington
    ehwhittington Posts: 5
    Strip. I'm sure there are at least a handful of guys in the bar who would pay to look at this!
  • fatboypup
    fatboypup Posts: 1,873 Member
    I saw a nice looking gal outside of sprouts the other week panhandling I thought girl as good as you look you dont need to be out in the heat.
  • MariaMariaM
    MariaMariaM Posts: 1,322 Member
    Strip, I think I will be able to get more money than begging for money.
  • AntShanny
    AntShanny Posts: 359 Member
    Strip while panhandling...
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 720 Member
    I would rather strip than panhandle...
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    If I had the body, strip. Panhandling would be much more embarrassing to me.

    Besides, who doesn't like boobies.

    gays
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    Strip till I can get my roster together and fulfill my lifelong dream of becoming a madam. :tongue:
  • annahiven
    annahiven Posts: 177 Member
    Strip.

    I hope my stellar boobs would make up for my lack of rhythm. :blushing:
  • MrsSorenson
    MrsSorenson Posts: 450 Member
    STRIP! I think I got skilz that would make me some money!
  • lilmzzgreeneyez
    lilmzzgreeneyez Posts: 133 Member
    in my current body? panhandling. i wouldnt get hired to strip right now. but if i was thinner (or fitter whatever) then i would consider it. i dont think i have much rhythm but im doing great in zumba even though i mess up alot LMAO so im sure i could figure it out.
  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
    Show me where the pole is ...
  • lilmzzgreeneyez
    lilmzzgreeneyez Posts: 133 Member
    If I had the body, strip. Panhandling would be much more embarrassing to me.

    Besides, who doesn't like boobies.

    gays

    some of them like them still lmao its vajayjays that scared them... (jk)
  • christinet8504
    christinet8504 Posts: 108
    Strip. At least Id have one more good reason to keep in shape :)
  • CapsFan17
    CapsFan17 Posts: 198
    I would strip.... that way I would at least feel like I had earned it. :laugh:
  • jamiem1102
    jamiem1102 Posts: 1,196 Member
    Hmm... is bikini bar an option? I have a friend who used to strips, and the stories I've heard... well... I'm sure I'd lose a small piece of soul if I started stripping.
  • gypsycoyote
    gypsycoyote Posts: 23
    I've done both - panhandled and stripped. I loved being a dancer, and panhandling always made me feel... icky. I felt bad doing it, but situations prevented me from getting a job - the town I was in did not like pregnant women, and any place I applied denied me work.

    When I was a dancer, I felt good about myself. I loved myself at that point, even though I was 20 pounds overweight. I was also working out daily and getting my body into better shape. I lost 5 pounds in 3 days of dancing for a total of 12 hours. It was amazing. And once I get my body back down, I plan on finding a clean and respectable establishment to dance at, even if it is just dancing and not stripping.

    It is all individual, I know more women who flip out at the notion of dancing for money, many of them say it is the same as prostitution - even though guys are not allowed to touch the girls, and doing anything physical outside of the club with a patron could get you fired and charges brought against you...

    I am a full believer that you can retain your morals, as long as being topless or nude infront of others is not an issue... I know girls who work at the shadiest clubs but are clean, sober and amazing people. It is all about willpower whether you let anything influence you or not.
  • stellaskies
    stellaskies Posts: 161 Member
    In my opinion, there's more dignity in stripping so you can hand over those big clear heels and g-strings and I'll be on my way.
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    I'd sell oranges at intersections...

    YOU ARE AN AMBASSADOR FOR RENO.... HEAVY ON THE ASSADOR ;)

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