Confessions

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  • barrveen
    barrveen Posts: 9
    major confession ok here goes. please don't all jump down my throat. sometimes i play around with the idea of going anorexic, and stop eating, just so i can get as stick thin as some of the celebs. but i won't do that. its not healthy i know. just thoughts i have.
  • MoreThanMommie
    MoreThanMommie Posts: 597 Member
    I may or may not be in love with my engaged neighbor. :embarassed:

    I hear ya girl. I may or may not be a married woman with a HUGE crush on a friend, lol.

    I may or may not be a married woman with a huge crush on a married man. :embarassed:
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    dried mango. wedding cake Ice cream from Blue Bunny.

    :frown:
  • d0gma
    d0gma Posts: 3,966 Member
    It was me. I did it. I killed them all. All of them.
  • barrveen
    barrveen Posts: 9
    just love who you are. And besides, the celebs won't pay your hospital bill.
  • Briski1411
    Briski1411 Posts: 296 Member
    I have work to do but choose to stair at MFP instead...............
    Now that I admitted it the work should be done for me right?
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I may or may not still be in bed.
    I may or may not be dressed.
  • IrishChik
    IrishChik Posts: 465 Member
    If I weigh myself, and then fart....i will weigh again. Hell, I could have lost weight.

    Or burp.
  • Ali_TSO
    Ali_TSO Posts: 1,172 Member
    I may or may not be in love with my engaged neighbor. :embarassed:

    I hear ya girl. I may or may not be a married woman with a HUGE crush on a friend, lol.

    I may or may not be a married woman with a huge crush on a married man. :embarassed:

    Don't know if that's better or worse :laugh: I would think both parties would be more hush-hush, lol :bigsmile:
  • yelpat
    yelpat Posts: 414 Member
    Get it out people, you'll feel better.

    Last night I ate three donuts, in bed, and did not brush my teeth.

    I read this as though you were Pam Beesly. You look like Jenna Fischer.... totally awesome.

    This makes me laugh. *Apparently* I look like her. If consensus is that she's hot, then I'm okay with this ;)
  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615
    On occasion, I have secretly gone into my ex-husband's house (I still have a key) and used my old vibrator (the "Triple Treat") that he told me he threw away when I left him...in 2008.

    Because I can... :noway:
  • Ali_TSO
    Ali_TSO Posts: 1,172 Member
    On occasion, I have secretly gone into my ex-husband's house (I still have a key) and used my old vibrator (the "Triple Treat") that he told me he threw away when I left him...in 2008.

    Because I can... :noway:

    Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. :wink:
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    On occasion, I have secretly gone into my ex-husband's house (I still have a key) and used my old vibrator (the "Triple Treat") that he told me he threw away when I left him...in 2008.

    Because I can... :noway:
    Why would you not just take it with you?
  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615
    On occasion, I have secretly gone into my ex-husband's house (I still have a key) and used my old vibrator (the "Triple Treat") that he told me he threw away when I left him...in 2008.

    Because I can... :noway:
    Why would you not just take it with you?

    I've considered it....but he sort of holds it over my head (not literally) that he threw away my favorite toy.

    Joke is on him...and he'd really hate that I've replaced the batteries three times since I left. :wink:
  • Beezil
    Beezil Posts: 1,677 Member
    On occasion, I have secretly gone into my ex-husband's house (I still have a key) and used my old vibrator (the "Triple Treat") that he told me he threw away when I left him...in 2008.

    Because I can... :noway:
    Why would you not just take it with you?

    I've considered it....but he sort of holds it over my head (not literally) that he threw away my favorite toy.

    Joke is on him...and he'd really hate that I've replaced the batteries three times since I left. :wink:

    That takes a special kind of psychotic. :laugh:
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    Get it out people, you'll feel better.

    Last night I ate three donuts, in bed, and did not brush my teeth.

    And I didn't kick you out of bed for that either.
  • pxpwop
    pxpwop Posts: 704 Member
    On occasion, I have secretly gone into my ex-husband's house (I still have a key) and used my old vibrator (the "Triple Treat") that he told me he threw away when I left him...in 2008.

    Because I can... :noway:
    Why would you not just take it with you?

    I've considered it....but he sort of holds it over my head (not literally) that he threw away my favorite toy.

    Joke is on him...and he'd really hate that I've replaced the batteries three times since I left. :wink:

    You should take it with you and replace it with a smaller less sophisticated one. That would be funny and probably start a nice fight :)
  • Alluring72
    Alluring72 Posts: 50 Member
    On occasion, I have secretly gone into my ex-husband's house (I still have a key) and used my old vibrator (the "Triple Treat") that he told me he threw away when I left him...in 2008.

    Because I can... :noway:
    Why would you not just take it with you?

    I've considered it....but he sort of holds it over my head (not literally) that he threw away my favorite toy.

    Joke is on him...and he'd really hate that I've replaced the batteries three times since I left. :wink:

    Invest in your own magic wand - no batteries and it will be your new favorite toy and you can hold that over him - that you have a new favorite!
  • Merrychrissmith
    Merrychrissmith Posts: 231 Member
    I stayed up late watching a movie on the Lifetime channel.... Checking my man-status today. :grumble:

    I am not alone!!!! I watch the Hallmark channel. But then I go ride my motorcycle fast for an equivalent time.

    Trying to be at peace with myself and the universe.....(now I have to go ride for a bit to make up for that!)
  • krissyliz78
    krissyliz78 Posts: 181 Member
    I spend more time on MFP than I do on Facebook...

    I second this ^^
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    I'm Batman.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I'm Batman.

    half-naked-batman-rollerblading.jpg
  • wareagle8706
    wareagle8706 Posts: 1,090 Member
    I own a Sugar Ray CD. :ohwell:

    Ouch, embarrassing

    :smile:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    I spend more time on MFP than I do on Facebook...

    I second this ^^

    Ditto
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I ate a frosted brownie, and it was awesome! I bought it for the hubs, if he had just eaten it like he was supposed to. . . .

    I buy treats for my kids sometimes, and if it's in the house for more than 2 or 3 days without being touched I figure they don't want it. Of course after I eat it they want to know where it is. :ohwell:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I secretly like the Bee Gees

    I LOOOOOVE the Bee Gees! I don't care who knows it, either. Loud and proud, baby. Loud and proud! :bigsmile:
  • Pakitalian
    Pakitalian Posts: 218 Member
    I'll weigh myself in the morning before my husband gets up so that he isn't peering over my shoulder to see the weight and so I don't have to hear, "You're weighing yourself AGAIN?"

    This is my DAILY routine! hahaha
  • Pakitalian
    Pakitalian Posts: 218 Member
    I am scared of the bear in the Snuggle commercials. My mom said when I was little I would burst into tears when the commercials would come on t.v. Till this day, I won't watch them.
  • carriparton
    carriparton Posts: 62 Member
    I spend more time on MFP than I do on Facebook...

    Me too!!!!

    I ate 4 cookies this morning and contemplated not logging them.
  • juscallmeb
    juscallmeb Posts: 369 Member
    i had chips last night,
    i had ice cream 4 nights in a row.
    i had M&M's today.
    i had chips at lunch today too

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