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Confessions

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  • Flab2fitfi
    Flab2fitfi Posts: 1,349 Member
    I spend more time on MFP than I do on Facebook...

    ditto

    My LO was given some sweets but does not like them and i keep eating them.
  • juscallmeb
    juscallmeb Posts: 369 Member
    I am scared of the bear in the Snuggle commercials. My mom said when I was little I would burst into tears when the commercials would come on t.v. Till this day, I won't watch them.

    awe lol
  • bulbadoof
    bulbadoof Posts: 1,058 Member
    I eat at least one peanut-butter-chocolate-chip cookie every day.
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    last night i got carried away with my exercise calories and used them for a smoothie, a slice of pizza AND an ice cream cone! BAD BAD BAD :blushing:
  • Bobby_Clerici
    Bobby_Clerici Posts: 1,828 Member
    On occasion, I have secretly gone into my ex-husband's house (I still have a key) and used my old vibrator (the "Triple Treat") that he told me he threw away when I left him...in 2008.

    Because I can... :noway:
    You know the marriage is in trouble when the wife starts triple treating.
    That and tofu: meat substitutes.
  • dotti1121
    dotti1121 Posts: 751 Member
    On occasion, I have secretly gone into my ex-husband's house (I still have a key) and used my old vibrator (the "Triple Treat") that he told me he threw away when I left him...in 2008.

    When me and my ex split up, I left my toy behind, and it accidently got put in with a big bag of clothes that were donated to Goodwill! :noway:
  • design_cowgirl
    design_cowgirl Posts: 31 Member
    If I weigh myself, and then fart....i will weigh again. Hell, I could have lost weight.



    LOL!
  • patchesgizmo
    patchesgizmo Posts: 244 Member
    Sunday I baked a Rhubarb cake and ate half of it all by myself.
  • MsTT80
    MsTT80 Posts: 59 Member
    ROFL
  • adet983
    adet983 Posts: 138
    I stayed up late watching a movie on the Lifetime channel.... Checking my man-status today. :grumble:


    was it tallhotblonde my and my roomie watched that other nihgt
  • Abells
    Abells Posts: 756 Member
    I own a Sugar Ray CD. :ohwell:

    hhaha I just lost it!

    I have Ace of Base and I still play it
  • melizerd
    melizerd Posts: 870 Member
    On Sunday night I had a Mike's Hard Limeade AND two s'mores. It was totally fun! I even put the picture on Facebook I was having so much fun.
  • Leslie85
    Leslie85 Posts: 265 Member
    I apply and then reapply my lipgloss/stick around 20 times a day :noway: WTF is wrong with me?? lol

    I do that with Burt's Bees chapstick...it's seriously like an obsession. And when I apply it...I apply it for like 20 seconds straight....lol
  • ChgingMe
    ChgingMe Posts: 539 Member
    I had Chicken Milenese from California Pizza Kitchen at 861 calories. Felt sick this morning.
  • kyhall4
    kyhall4 Posts: 24 Member
    I just ate a Bellevue Brunch Burger which is a burger with cheese, a fried egg, slice of ham, french fries, mayo, lettuce, tomato & grilled onions all on a kaiser roll ... also a side of fries!

    : /
  • AmadaLynn
    AmadaLynn Posts: 116
    I let another man buy me water while at the club with my man (while he was on his way to get me water).

    What can I say, the way to my heart is threw water!

    haha I'm that easy.
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
    I eat white carbs - bread, rice, pasta, cakes, cookies, etc almost every day, and I don't feel bad about it.

    I don't track my sugar or my sodium

    I count activities (cleaning, shopping, cooking) that are not exercise toward my TDEE

    I use artificial sweeteners

    I eat a chocolate pastry from Panera every Thursday morning and I usually have donuts on Saturday

    I regularly eat half a large pepperoni (homemade) pizza

    I only weigh myself once a month

    I listen to really dumb pop when I go hiking. You may think I'm communing with nature, but really I'm jamming along to Ke$ha.

    These are so fun to read!
  • jcamby
    jcamby Posts: 200 Member
    I just had a 90g bag of Doritos....460 cals...need I say more?!
  • lavieboheme1229
    lavieboheme1229 Posts: 448 Member
    my scale hasn't moved in 2 weeks, so I went out at lunch today to by a new one... just in case...
  • kak2m4
    kak2m4 Posts: 167 Member
    I apply and then reapply my lipgloss/stick around 20 times a day :noway: WTF is wrong with me?? lol

    I do that with Burt's Bees chapstick...it's seriously like an obsession. And when I apply it...I apply it for like 20 seconds straight....lol

    These describes me, too. I'm love Chapstick.

    Also, I ate an entire bag (~4 oz bag) of Flamin' Hot Cheetos yesterday. I'm addicted to Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Every time I get a bag I tell myself I'll eat a few each day...but I always eat the entire bag.

    I'm drinking a soda (a diet soda, I don't drink regular) for the first time in weeks...and feeling kind of guilty about it!
  • ItsPheebs
    ItsPheebs Posts: 127 Member
    I stayed up late watching a movie on the Lifetime channel.... Checking my man-status today. :grumble:


    was it tallhotblonde my and my roomie watched that other nihgt

    I wanted to watch that! I think there's a loophole for movies with titles like that. Could be porn, could be Lifetime, you're safe. :glasses:
  • LollipopViolet
    LollipopViolet Posts: 121 Member
    I ate some pork scratchings today.

    600 calories - thankfully I had exercise calories so still came in under my goal.

    Annoying thing is, they just made me feel sick so it wasn't even worth it!
  • leahrochelle
    leahrochelle Posts: 218
    i sleep walk and eat in my sleep...
    I will literally wake up with a food dish next to me. and its cooked food. not just a bag of chips or something.:frown:
  • samasche1
    samasche1 Posts: 64 Member
    my scale hasn't moved in 2 weeks, so I went out at lunch today to by a new one... just in case...

    totally doing this tonight---but mine is actually broken!

    My confession: Before I had a scale I would only weigh myself once every two weeks. Progress was amazing.
    Bought a scale of my own...hasn't moved in the month of June! WTH.
  • lupitaalove
    lupitaalove Posts: 16
    I watched all three season of Drop Dead Diva in less than a month -_______- i need to start college already.
    btw BEST SHOW EVER! >.<!
  • Bobby_Clerici
    Bobby_Clerici Posts: 1,828 Member
    Yes, we know how your office was vandalized.... - :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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  • jgunn81
    jgunn81 Posts: 243 Member
    I let another man buy me water while at the club with my man (while he was on his way to get me water).

    What can I say, the way to my heart is threw water!

    haha I'm that easy.

    and where should i set this down *carrying the 50gal jug of Ozarka*
  • LiftBigtoGetFit
    LiftBigtoGetFit Posts: 3,399 Member
    I apply and then reapply my lipgloss/stick around 20 times a day :noway: WTF is wrong with me?? lol

    I do that with Burt's Bees chapstick...it's seriously like an obsession. And when I apply it...I apply it for like 20 seconds straight....lol

    These describes me, too. I'm love Chapstick.

    Also, I ate an entire bag (~4 oz bag) of Flamin' Hot Cheetos yesterday. I'm addicted to Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Every time I get a bag I tell myself I'll eat a few each day...but I always eat the entire bag.

    I'm drinking a soda (a diet soda, I don't drink regular) for the first time in weeks...and feeling kind of guilty about it!

    guilty, chapstick addict for 17 years... is there a group i can go to for help
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    I have a thing for timremlinger......oh, wait...that's not exactly a secret!! :bigsmile:
  • dotti1121
    dotti1121 Posts: 751 Member
    guilty, chapstick addict for 17 years... is there a group i can go to for help

    Me too! Everyone always makes fun of me because I have so many! I need a couple for the vehicle, a couple at my desk at work, a couple in my purse, some for the bedroom, living room, etc.

    And as many as I have, I still find myself out somewhere with NO CHAPSTICK and I just can't handle it. I have to buy more..... *ahhh* that' feels good to get off my chest :happy:
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