How would you respond to this...

fiveohmike
fiveohmike Posts: 1,297 Member
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I went to a show over the weekend. Was going through the line, and get to the front. Give the guy a ticket and he goes to put the wristband on my wrist

"Whoa bro, can your wrists be any be bigger bro?"

I wanted to slap the taste out his mouth.
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  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    So ya got big wrists?.... :indifferent:
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    "Could your mouth?"
    "Yeah, I work out."
    "You know what they say about a guy with big wrists."
  • vytamindi
    vytamindi Posts: 845 Member
    "Yea, no kidding. Your mom thinks they could be bigger, though."
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    You should have said "yeah but they're so much smaller than my richard"!
  • fitpilatesqueen
    fitpilatesqueen Posts: 337
    I would say ....how rude are you? or ...could you be any more rude than you already are?
  • harlanJEN
    harlanJEN Posts: 1,089 Member
    Ehhhhh. No response required.

    Big wrists. Big hands. It's all good !!
  • fiveohmike
    fiveohmike Posts: 1,297 Member
    "Yea, no kidding. Your mom thinks they could be bigger, though."

    Damnt lol, I wish I would have said that.
  • enyo123
    enyo123 Posts: 172 Member
    I only have two words: Manager. Now.

    People in customer service should know better than to comment on appearance. I say this as someone who worked her way through university by working in a grocery store.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I woulda said "you should see my Pen1s"
  • fiveohmike
    fiveohmike Posts: 1,297 Member
    I would say ....how rude are you? or ...could you be any more rude than you already are?

    Nah it was a metal show, I would have been ran outta the place saying that
  • cramernh
    cramernh Posts: 3,335 Member

    "Whoa bro, can your wrists be any be bigger bro?"

    My response would have been something along the lines of "the last guy I punched, I felt nothing thanks to these big wrists"
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
    It's not that bad,

    once in a gym shower a dude propositioned me :mad:
  • roachhaley
    roachhaley Posts: 978 Member
    Huh? I was going to say at first not to be offended because lots of girls have big wrists, but youre a guy. Arent you supposed to LIKE big wrists? haha
  • thejen75
    thejen75 Posts: 90
    I don't understand why you're posting a topic about this?
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    Honestly man, at times when somebody's being rude and you can't find time/need/desire to be witty just go with the simple "Go F*** your mother". No need to tip-toe around folks like these
  • Tuffjourney
    Tuffjourney Posts: 971
    "Yea, no kidding. Your mom thinks they could be bigger, though."

    Yes this is the response!
  • HollyRutledge
    HollyRutledge Posts: 250 Member
    "Could your mouth?"
    "Yeah, I work out."
    "You know what they say about a guy with big wrists."


    :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    big wrists? what the hell?

    seriously? of all the things in this world to say to a stranger... he comments on your wrists?

    that's actually kind of funny.
    ***
    you know what they say about men with big wrists... *wink*
    ***
    good thing they're not as big as your mouth
    ***
    you think my wrists are big... you should see my...
    ***

    on a side note, when short people comment on my height in a way that seems unflattering, sometimes I'll act surprised...
    i.e. holy **** your tall! to which I say "holy ****! I had no idea!"

    gets a laugh
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  • saragato
    saragato Posts: 1,154
    Yeah I had that at a show when I was 19. Not only did the guy have to make a huge deal out of me being a minor (they had different colors for minors and people 21+ since the place served) but he acted like it was a grand struggle to get the thing on me. And yes I have big wrists naturally, not just because I'm fat.

    Either way it's a pick your battle thing. You can either ignore it or, like me, make a sarcastic biting remark in return and walk off knowing they can't come after you. Some people want to make a huge deal out of things like weight, height, gender, and race for no reason. You can get offended all you want but showing it just feeds them. "Oh I said something and they're mad/upset/crying. It is as big a deal as my bucktoothed daddy said!"
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    It's not that bad,

    once in a gym shower a dude propositioned me :mad:

    :sick:
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Petty functionary with a clipboard.

    I don't think he meant anything by it. We're all built differently. I have narrow wrists no matter how big or small my forearms get. It just means that I wear a different watch size.

    But if anyone calls them dainty, that person is getting roundhouse kicked in the head.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    It's not that bad,

    once in a gym shower a dude propositioned me :mad:

    sorry baconbeast... but with abs like those... I don't blame him. :tongue:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    It's not that bad,

    once in a gym shower a dude propositioned me :mad:

    Sorry about that...
  • Dave198lbs
    Dave198lbs Posts: 8,810 Member
    I don't understand why you're posting a topic about this?

    I think they call it fishing
  • cbeutler
    cbeutler Posts: 667 Member
    I'd say imagine what it would look like if I didn't change hands each time....
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    You know what they say about big wrists? ... tight armbands at shows.
  • PicNic00
    PicNic00 Posts: 269 Member
    "Yea, no kidding. Your mom thinks they could be bigger, though."

    Best quote of the day award
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    It's not that bad,

    once in a gym shower a dude propositioned me :mad:

    Was his name Jerry Sandusky?
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    means you got a girthy ****....good for you man!

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