NSV - an end to chub rub

BerryH
BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
in Success Stories
Yesterday I wore a skirt and today I wore a dress without the aid of tights, talcum powder, Lanacane Anti-Chafe or those special long legged knickers that you have to be really, really sure you're not going to get lucky when wearing (I had six pairs...).

Result - no chub rub. No raw, red welts. No having to sleep on my back like a starfish. No mid-evening cold showers. No Sudocrem. No having to avoid the aforementioned getting lucky.

I didn't even have to choose between those two special walks. You know, the mincing one you do to avoid your stuck-together thighs tearing flesh, or the overly-long stride to try and get some air to your unlucky inner thighs in the hope they slip past each other like a pair of friendly eels.

Shame half a Feast ice lolly melted off the stick and into the lap of my mostly white dress.
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  • stuffinmuffin
    stuffinmuffin Posts: 985 Member
    :laugh: This had me chuckling out loud!!!!
  • ChaoticMiNd
    ChaoticMiNd Posts: 247 Member
    LOL congrats I think?
  • Merithyn
    Merithyn Posts: 284 Member
    :laugh:

    THIS is truly what I am shooting for. You are an inspiration to chub rubbers everywhere!
  • erikazj
    erikazj Posts: 2,365 Member
    Yay Berry! I have had the same revelation this year...no melty feast (or any feast for that matter) though! :bigsmile:
  • Nottm1984
    Nottm1984 Posts: 55 Member
    Lol, never has a truer paragraph (or three) been written! Here I was thinking I was the only one that knew the two types of chafe walks!

    Well done and I can't wait til I'm there too! :-)
  • THEErikaR
    THEErikaR Posts: 160 Member
    CAN NOT wait to be able to say that!!! Thank you for sharing :)
  • anikkim0915
    anikkim0915 Posts: 100 Member
    Ok, I have to ask, WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET TO THE POINT WHERE YOU NO LONGER HAVE CHUB RUB???
  • LovelyLifter
    LovelyLifter Posts: 560 Member
    :flowerforyou:

    **will resist jokes will resist jokes**
  • TChester_05
    TChester_05 Posts: 83 Member
    HAHAHAHAHAHA I am cracking up right now! I applaud that you made it and cant wait to join you in the win zone!
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    When I read "chub rub" I thought it was a whole different topic!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Ok, I have to ask, WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET TO THE POINT WHERE YOU NO LONGER HAVE CHUB RUB???
    I've been lighter than this before and was still doing the silly walks, so I can only put it down to weight training, mainly Body Pump and kettlebells.
  • hpsaucette
    hpsaucette Posts: 102 Member
    True lol, completely understand that one
  • ReclaimingSarah
    ReclaimingSarah Posts: 250 Member
    LOL!! OMG, I'm laughing so hard. I cannot WAIT for the day when I have an end to chub rub!!
  • cushygal
    cushygal Posts: 586 Member
    That was way too funny!!! As I can so relate :laugh:

    Congrats to you!!
  • Steph4454
    Steph4454 Posts: 164 Member
    Wow...this is so fantastic! It was hilarious while very familiar. "laying in bed like a star fish" LOL
    Anywho---Good for you girl, congrats :)
  • Angie_Fritts
    Angie_Fritts Posts: 263 Member
    Good for you! I laughed out loud because I can so relate.
  • lizzue
    lizzue Posts: 276 Member
    LOL love this post! Still waiting for that day :-) x
  • CajunNino
    CajunNino Posts: 269
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    So when does the book come out? Great sample....now I want more. ;)
  • Lotte34
    Lotte34 Posts: 429 Member
    I think your awesome for talking about this. My only goal (other than to make the men drool) is to be able to wear dresses and skirts without suffering from the aptly named chub rub (hadn't heard this before today) I am envious of you and also very happy for you
  • bpetlock
    bpetlock Posts: 109
    You must be so proud of yourself! I am happy for you. I think those knickers are called spanks in the U.S. which gives me a better idea of what you are talking about. I own spanks to hide the fat and I can't wait until I don't need them lol! Good for you!:smile:
  • Makay1
    Makay1 Posts: 57 Member
    Good for you!!!.....and THANK YOU for making me giggle this morning. :laugh:
  • staceyseeger
    staceyseeger Posts: 778 Member
    I was excited when my "kissing thighs" ended their relationship! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • moonspells
    moonspells Posts: 126 Member
    Written with flair...love it!

    Also, yay you! :o)
  • bpetlock
    bpetlock Posts: 109
    When I read "chub rub" I thought it was a whole different topic!!


    I thought this also!
  • lesita75
    lesita75 Posts: 379 Member
    Congrats to the end of chub rub!!! Totally love the way you wrote this. Made me laugh and smile. Surely I will be thinking of this as I go for my walk today chub rub and all!!! :flowerforyou:
  • skinnyeascolady
    skinnyeascolady Posts: 287 Member
    Yah that about sums it up. "Chub Rub" can't wait to be there:cry: Glad you made it :drinker:
  • mkvilmin
    mkvilmin Posts: 46
    Oh I wish this site had a "like" button. Alas there is light between the thighs!!!
  • therealangd
    therealangd Posts: 1,861 Member
    HAHA! Awesome.
  • ccckwalk
    ccckwalk Posts: 262
    you always crack me up!! I love your word usage and instinctual phrasing!!!! ~corina
  • Navotc
    Navotc Posts: 97
    I love this post. It makes me giggle. I'm ALMOST to the end of "chub rub," but not quite there. Thanks for the great post!

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