One thing you thought you'd never say...
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don't you dare bite your brother get your "F'n" *kitten* in your cage .. Go to your room now ...
Side note my boys are my pups .. hope that clears it up a bit lol
aww man...i was dying, thanks for clearing that up but it would have been funnier left without the s/n!0 -
You've had enough secs!!!!!
( Was trying to get my daughter out the door for school and she yelled down from her room " just a sec."...) Man, that came out bad!!
Too funny!0 -
My 13 year old son (at the time) discovered himself in my shower. He had just finished showering, I had to rush him out so I could step in. As I step in, I slipped on something a little slimey. I looked down and I yelled, "DOOOOOODDDDDEEEE, I JUST SLIPPED ON MY FREAKING GRANDKIDS!!!!
The look on his face...hahaha...just a genius moment.
OMG....Y'all is tripping...this s*** is weak! LOL0 -
My kids are young (1.5 and 3)
"you can't crack eggs without pants on"
My son likes to help me cook, he also hates pants. so I say this a lot!0 -
"Life's not fair". As much as I hated that one when I was a kid, I think more parents should be saying this to their kids.
Oh, yes! My dad used to say that, and when I find myself saying it...I shake my head.0 -
"Don't you look at me like that"
"Sit down before you fall off and crack your head open"0 -
Oh, there's so many more... !
"Stick that lip out a little further, a cow will come along and sit on it"
"Don't make me pull this car over"
"Not Me and I Don't Know don't live here, so somebody better tell me who did this!!"0
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