If I wanted to gain weight...

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  • FitLink
    FitLink Posts: 1,317 Member
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    All I would have to do is skip breakfast, eat carbs every day, and eat right before bed?

    Yeah. And don't drink any plain water, make sure it all has caffeine.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    HCG and sensa, all day....every day \m/
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    Never weigh naked.
  • FitLink
    FitLink Posts: 1,317 Member
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    I sense some sarcasm in the thread

    Then someone's not using the <sarcasm></sarcasm> tags!
  • FitLink
    FitLink Posts: 1,317 Member
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    Never weigh naked.

    I weigh at work. My boss gets upset if I do it naked.
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
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    Woops my bad the answer is obvious: NEGATIVE POOP.
  • aliciapenny
    aliciapenny Posts: 51 Member
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    it's nice to see that not everyone buys in the the BS and you even have a sense of humor. love this thread.
  • myfitnessnmhoy
    myfitnessnmhoy Posts: 2,105 Member
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    can i get fat from breaking forum fasts????

    Absolutely you will! What you need is my patented new eCleanse. $59.95 a day, it's a powder you brush on your computer's cooling fan and it removes all traces of forum fat.
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    Never eat celery or ANY negative calorie foods and/or food combinations that might work!
  • weeblex
    weeblex Posts: 411 Member
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    Someone here needs to help me out, I've got all the references so far except the negative calorie ones, is there a nice detailed scientific description of this miracle anti-energy? :)
  • Sharyn913
    Sharyn913 Posts: 777 Member
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    Don't forget to include your $140 a month shakes!
  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
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    YOu know it burns more calories to chew celery, than celery has. Also there are many foods that can be combined to create fat burning qualities!

    Oh yeah, if you drink ice water, it burns more calories than regular water. So if you want to gain - don't do these things!
  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
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    Eat crabs!

    I mean carbs!

    Or did I mean crabs?

    Dammit... Now I'm confused... I'm gonna go slug back a bottle of olive oil and think on it for a while.
  • Erisad
    Erisad Posts: 1,580
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    Don't eat back your exercise calories! Or do eat them! Or maybe only half of them. I don't knooooow.
  • brendaschmitt1
    brendaschmitt1 Posts: 218
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    get pregnant....

    So I'm guess I should not get pregnant during my weight loss journey. :(
  • weeblex
    weeblex Posts: 411 Member
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    get pregnant....

    So I'm guess I should not get pregnant during my weight loss journey. :(

    You could, but the daily weigh in payoff only happens in 9 months where I guarantee you'll drop more than 2lbs in one week
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
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    get pregnant....

    So I'm guess I should not get pregnant during my weight loss journey. :(

    I got pregnant after losing 42 lbs. Gained 11+ lbs (almost all water weight) in less than 2 months since. I've stopped caring about the weight gain now, but yeah, pregnancy can make you gain a lot quickly.
  • HorseWithNoName27
    HorseWithNoName27 Posts: 188 Member
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    You'd better not eat a piece of bread! You'll gain back all of your weight! Same with bananas! But better eat 6000 calories of mayo...oh weight, you won't gain any weight because mayo has no carbs. BTW, forget about calories, they don't matter. Buy this shake instead. No, it's this belt. No, it's Sensa! Buy it! Why aren't you buying it?! RAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGE!
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,167 Member
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    my brobot shorted out
  • rowdylibrarian
    rowdylibrarian Posts: 251 Member
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    Eat pizza! Pizza is evil and sneaky, and even if you just have it in your house for your kids, the leftovers will sneak out of your fridge at night, find you asleep in bed, and oooooooze into your body through your pores. This will make you gain an immediate 10 pounds.

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