What's your stupid human trick?

i can say the alphabet backwards, very fast.

Me too!

I can also fold my tongue the horizontal way (most people can do the vertical way, so it looks like a tube) and I can touch it to my nose, but not at the same time.

•I'm double jointed and my toes are somewhat prehensile-- I use my feet to open doors/change tv channels/pick things up and throw them at people...
•my eyes constantly change from grey to blue to green
•I remember EVERYONE'S birthday to the point where I annoy myself.
•I can drink you under the table

•I'm double jointed and my toes are somewhat prehensile-- I use my feet to open doors/change tv channels/pick things up and throw them at people...
•my eyes constantly change from grey to blue to green
•I remember EVERYONE'S birthday to the point where I annoy myself.
•I can drink you under the table

is that what monkey feet are called? prehensile? i have never heard of that word but i have always had weird feet that are like hands almost. (but lately i get cramps in them easier when i do some things)

Yup!

I can touch wayyy below my chin with my tounge, lol

This line is the cure for an empty inbox.

My pupils dilate extremely quickly.

At the site of bacon, boobs, or both?

LOL!

I have a very long tongue, like the guy from KISS ....but for some odd reason I cannot touch my nose, even though it passes my chin

my elbows bend FREAKISHLY far in the opposite direction. it genuinely grosses people out.

I can write my name upside down and backwards, using only numerals.

I can roll my tongue, wiggle my eyebrows and ears

I can wiggle my ears, flare my nostrils intentionally, perform The Rock's eyebrow trick and best of all....


I have a Gene Simmons™ tongue.

*evil grin* I suppose that means you're popular with the ladies?

Just the one

I can name every US President backwards and forwards.

dang...you can be the next president...at least you're smarter than them :P