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What's your stupid human trick?

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  • Posts: 10,477 Member


    I can do a cartwheel -- but only to the right, not the left. And I'm left handed. Awkward.

    I'm the opposite - Left Cartwheel, Right handed.
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  • Posts: 30 Member
    I can blow bubbles out of my eyes under water. :)
  • Posts: 95 Member
    Totally useless ..... but .... I can tie sections of my hair in multiple knots with one hand. It started years ago with twirling my hair and ended with knots. I'm better with my left hand (and I'm right handed). My daughter's friends think I'm awesome for it!
  • Posts: 3,450 Member

    ah yes, a skill I also carefully honed in college

    As did I. Made me wickedly popular at frat parties. ;)
  • Posts: 31 Member
    My useless talents are that I can touch my elbows behind my back, wiggle my eyes and my thumbs are double jointed.
  • Posts: 729 Member
    I am extremely flexible- so positions you only read about, I can do.
    I can touch my tongue to my nose, roll it, and make it into a flower
    I can speak fluent pig latin
    Can also tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue, as well as unwrap a starburst.
  • Posts: 1,957 Member
    I can drive a car with my feet while sitting in the back seat
  • Posts: 3,927 Member
    i can lick my nose.

    i can scratch my tonsils.

    i can move my eyes independantly.

    my eyes change color w/ my mood, but i can't control it.

    i can "carry" a color. meaning i can go to a store and know automatically if one color will go w/ another.

    i can go into a supermarket for milk - and come out with ONLY milk.

    i can get home from anywhere.

    i can get anywhere as long as i've been there once.
  • Posts: 770 Member
    I can say what a person is saying as they say it. The real time copying is even more annoying than delayed repeating. It's pretty easy to tell that I was the younger sibling.
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    My blood hurts
  • Posts: 1,146 Member
    i can say the alphabet backwards, very fast.

    Me too!

    I can also fold my tongue the horizontal way (most people can do the vertical way, so it looks like a tube) and I can touch it to my nose, but not at the same time.
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    I can touch wayyy below my chin with my tounge, lol
  • Posts: 1,058 Member
    •I'm double jointed and my toes are somewhat prehensile-- I use my feet to open doors/change tv channels/pick things up and throw them at people...
    •my eyes constantly change from grey to blue to green
    •I remember EVERYONE'S birthday to the point where I annoy myself.
    •I can drink you under the table
  • Posts: 133 Member
    •I'm double jointed and my toes are somewhat prehensile-- I use my feet to open doors/change tv channels/pick things up and throw them at people...
    •my eyes constantly change from grey to blue to green
    •I remember EVERYONE'S birthday to the point where I annoy myself.
    •I can drink you under the table

    is that what monkey feet are called? prehensile? i have never heard of that word but i have always had weird feet that are like hands almost. (but lately i get cramps in them easier when i do some things)
  • Posts: 1,058 Member

    is that what monkey feet are called? prehensile? i have never heard of that word but i have always had weird feet that are like hands almost. (but lately i get cramps in them easier when i do some things)

    Yup! :)
  • Posts: 836 Member
    I can go the whole day on MFP without talking about TOM, or using "bacon" as a joke.
  • Posts: 836 Member
    I can touch wayyy below my chin with my tounge, lol

    This line is the cure for an empty inbox.
  • Posts: 1,840 Member
    on second thoughts lol

  • At the site of bacon, boobs, or both?

    LOL!

    I have a very long tongue, like the guy from KISS ....but for some odd reason I cannot touch my nose, even though it passes my chin :tongue:
  • I can burp the ABC's.

    I can make my eyeballzzz go in seperate directions
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  • Posts: 216 Member
    my elbows bend FREAKISHLY far in the opposite direction. it genuinely grosses people out.
  • Posts: 5,922 Member
    I can wiggle my ears, flare my nostrils intentionally, perform The Rock's eyebrow trick and best of all....


    I have a Gene Simmons™ tongue.
  • Posts: 157 Member
    I can write my name upside down and backwards, using only numerals.
  • Posts: 910 Member
    I cant do any of this =/
  • Posts: 895 Member
    I can roll my tongue, wiggle my eyebrows and ears
  • Posts: 895 Member
    I can wiggle my ears, flare my nostrils intentionally, perform The Rock's eyebrow trick and best of all....


    I have a Gene Simmons™ tongue.

    *evil grin* I suppose that means you're popular with the ladies?
  • Posts: 5,922 Member

    *evil grin* I suppose that means you're popular with the ladies?
    Just the one :wink:
  • I can name every US President backwards and forwards.
  • Posts: 2,162 Member
    I can name every US President backwards and forwards.
    dang...you can be the next president...at least you're smarter than them :P
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