What's your stupid human trick?

I can wiggle my ears!

Although I can't see in pitch dark, I can see clearly with very very little light. As can several others, I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. There are several other things I can do with my tongue, which, if I list them, I will get blocked from the site.

I think those are commendable tricks!

I can wiggle my nose like a rabbit and wiggle my nostrils. I can wiggle my ears -- both at the same time, or one at a time. I can do the "Mr. Spock" eyebrow raise with either eyebrow -- or make them dance like a caterpillar across my face. I can also read upside down and sideways as well as backwards and/or upside down. I can also write with either hand, even though I'm not ambidextrous, and it is still legible.

Totally useless ..... but .... I can tie sections of my hair in multiple knots with one hand. It started years ago with twirling my hair and ended with knots. I'm better with my left hand (and I'm right handed).

me too just the exact opposite. I do it with my right hand and Im a lefty.

I can suck milk up my nose and blow it out my tear ducts

I qualify for the tongue olympics. No lie; I took the test in Reader's Digest years ago. I can drink water through my tongue like a straw, can touch my nose, lick the bottom of my chin, curl it, ripple it, make a teacup, etc. etc. etc.

I can blow a bubble into my eye underwater so that it creates a mask-like effect on my underwater vision...can see everything perfectly clearly.

I dream in French occasionally.

I made up a funny face when I was in second grade that I call 'Boobie Lip'. I've never seen anyone else make this face. Come to think of it, I don't know anyone ridiculous enough to try.

I can burp the alphabet and chug beer and do origami.

I can touch my nose with my tongue
Can write and read upside down, left to right and sideways - just something I taught myself
Can say the alphabet backwards in both English and French
Wiggle my ears
Roll, curl and twist my tongue
Tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue
Do the people's eyebrow :huh: I'm actually surprised how many I know can't do this

I can touch my nose with my tongue
I can make a clover and tie a cherry stem with my tongue.
I'm double jointed in my thumbs, so they do weird things.

And I can pick up things with my feet. It's a filipino thing. o-o

Forgot to mention that one too lol it's my extreme way of laziness XD

I can do the "Live Long & Prosper" thing with my toes.

I can lay on my stomach and bring my legs all the way over my back and put my feet flat on the floor (so that they are by my ears). I can also touch the back of my head with one foot while standing on the other foot.

And if you've ever seen the movie "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka!" there's a scene with "Cherry", and she makes her tongue roll like the ocean- I can do that too.

I can move my eyes and ears, completely independently, even of each other. As in: I can have one eye crossed and the other spinning in circles. I can have one looking straight, one crossed, then slowly switch over. Ears, I can wiggle independently, so one wiggles, the other stays still and I can do "Popcorn" with them. Bonus points, I can wiggle my whole scalp by using my ears and eyebrows.

i can wiggle my ears in unison and separately