I hate air

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  • Nessiechickie
    Nessiechickie Posts: 1,392 Member
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  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    You should learn to enjoy breathing air, it is good for you.
  • mslack01
    mslack01 Posts: 823 Member
    have you considered a pillow to your face?
  • cabaray
    cabaray Posts: 971 Member
    I prefer bottled air. Spaceballs anyone?
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    I find breathing in crack rocks helps.. plus it does wonders for weight loss
  • VonRockette
    VonRockette Posts: 159 Member
    I like to log my air intake. Helps me keep track of when I am and am not breathing.
  • Steve_Runs
    Steve_Runs Posts: 443 Member
    i like the fresh air i get with i 'come up for air'!
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Air gets in the way of my self-asphyxiation pleasure moments.
  • Lift_hard_eat_big
    Lift_hard_eat_big Posts: 2,278 Member
    Water bong filled with soda?
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
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    This woman was the best Intervention episode!
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    I breathe through the thigh gap!!

    Win.
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    pffffft air is so over rated......
  • toriaenator
    toriaenator Posts: 423 Member
    screw low fat and low carb its all about low air
  • INFJ
    INFJ Posts: 86 Member
    Move back to Jersey... our air is flavored

    LOL
  • INFJ
    INFJ Posts: 86 Member
    Incense.
  • cowgirlslikeus86
    cowgirlslikeus86 Posts: 597 Member
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Somebody call the waaaambulance! I got a huge laugh outta this.
  • MellyGibson
    MellyGibson Posts: 297 Member
    I breathe through the thigh gap!!

    Epic...love this.
  • WestCoastPhoenix
    WestCoastPhoenix Posts: 802 Member
    You should learn to enjoy breathing air, it is good for you.

    100% of people that breathe air end up dying. Can't be that good for you. :wink:
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    some really good ideas here guys. i plan to try some of these like breathing through panties or thigh gaps or the incest.
  • rrrbecca11
    rrrbecca11 Posts: 477
    Breathe it anyway! You'll get used to it and soon you will crave it! I promise. :bigsmile:
  • ShakeyMD
    ShakeyMD Posts: 59 Member
    I usually use a can of spray paint and put it in a bag and breath.


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    Wow....LOL
  • INFJ
    INFJ Posts: 86 Member
    or the incest.


    Bahahaha!!!
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    I breathe through the thigh gap!!

    that'll add flava...

    back when i had money to burn i used to order imported "cans o' queef". expensive, but WELL worth it.
  • moonlightturk
    moonlightturk Posts: 398
    Don't weigh yourself with full lungs. It adds weight.

    LOL
  • lukeout007
    lukeout007 Posts: 1,237 Member
    I breathe through the thigh gap!!

    that'll add flava...

    back when i had money to burn i used to order imported "cans o' queef". expensive, but WELL worth it.

    I found a variety pack one time that was a mix of cans o' queef, hooker spit, and after sex stank. It was like $9 for a sixer.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    Whenever I'm bored with my air, I open a fresh can of tuna.
    Oh! ohhh! Ahh! Oh the aroma of it!
  • MinnesotaManimal
    MinnesotaManimal Posts: 642 Member
    Make sure you breathe 8 times a day. And if you can't stand plain air, leave cucumbers and lemons laying around to soak in the air.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    I breathe through the thigh gap!!

    So much effin' WIN!
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    Ahahahahah! This cracked me up! Thank you for posting this thread!
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    You need a new goal.

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