Expressions you love

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  • jgardner38
    jgardner38 Posts: 70
    ROLL TIDE!

    Christ on sale, Oh My My, Honey Child
    Where is the "LIKE" button :)
  • LivingtheLeanDream
    LivingtheLeanDream Posts: 13,342 Member
    Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.. :laugh:



    I love your quote @southernBelle :)
  • JoolieW68
    JoolieW68 Posts: 1,879 Member
    "Hi momma"
    "Let's go out to eat tonight"
    "Are you still losing weight?"
    "Oh look, a Coach Outlet store"
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    "Goofy like a wagon load of @ssholes"
    "I feel like a one legged man at a butt-kickin' party!"
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    prove you mean it, or prove you only said it to sound cool.
  • Easywider
    Easywider Posts: 434 Member
    Useful as tits on a bull.

    Rainin harder than a cow pissing on a flat rock.

    Happier than a possum eatin peach seeds.

    Madder than a wet hen.

    So tight with a quarter you'd make the eagle scream.


    Oh I got a million of em.
  • sofakingawesome69
    sofakingawesome69 Posts: 149
    Let's put another Shrimp on the Barbie.

    Anytime someone is speaking a foreign language I think to say that. It is a movie reference, from a great movie.
  • ValRAAAAY
    ValRAAAAY Posts: 270 Member
    Happier than a bird with a french fry....

    GO BIG ORANGE!!!
  • sportytalldoll
    sportytalldoll Posts: 208 Member
    it'll only take a hotminute

    fabulous, doll!

    oh mylanta!
  • sofakingawesome69
    sofakingawesome69 Posts: 149
    FUBAR

    SNAFU
  • Devona14
    Devona14 Posts: 171
    "You're as useful as a pocket on a shirt."
    "Well, so he-elp me" (gotta draw out "help" and make it 2 syllables)
    "Well, I want you to look!"
    "I'll be dad-gum!"
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    "I haven't ____ in a month's worth of Sundays."


    Always thought I was the only person under 84 who said this. Then a 20 year old coworker said it to me yesterday. That made me smile.
  • newcs
    newcs Posts: 717 Member
    catastrof*ck
  • thebaconbeast
    thebaconbeast Posts: 560 Member
    "Roses are Red, violets are blue, Bacon is also red...poems are hard. Bacon."
  • jlwbeans0823
    jlwbeans0823 Posts: 178 Member
    Fine as frogs hair!
    Great day in the morning!
    I've been watching a lot of Adventure Time lately so....yoga balls!
  • fuhrmeister
    fuhrmeister Posts: 1,796 Member
    southern women don't sweat the glisten

    6 of one 1/2 dozen of another

    poop....this is the general catch all "bad word" in our house. it makes everyoen laugh so everyoen is less angry.

    I also love clusterf***...my husband was in the Navy so he uses the military alphabet and says Charlie Foxtrot to make it rated G
  • RedHeadDevotchka
    RedHeadDevotchka Posts: 1,394 Member
    Napoleon Dynamite's "GOSH!!!!"
  • fuhrmeister
    fuhrmeister Posts: 1,796 Member
    "Roses are Red, violets are blue, Bacon is also red...poems are hard. Bacon."

    LOL - May husband and stepson are a big fan of this one as well.
  • Devona14
    Devona14 Posts: 171
    Smack you naked (pronounced "nekid" in my neck of the woods) and hide your clothes.
  • thefunone70
    thefunone70 Posts: 8 Member
    He thinks he is king *kitten* on turd island. i said this the other day and my friend busted a gut laughing about it!
  • Donners185
    Donners185 Posts: 329 Member
    My absolute fave is "I'm so hungry i could eat a child's *kitten* through a tennis racket!" It always makes me lol. In fact i'm lol'ing right now and everyone in the office keeps looking at me. :blushing:
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
    Hi pooks, I'm home...What my GF says when she gets home.

    Ranger Baseball is on the air.

    Congratulations, the tests are negative.

    I feel like I been shot at and missed, and s**t at and hit. (My Moms favorite saying)
  • bsix3
    bsix3 Posts: 291
    passed down from my Granny..."You'd lose your *kitten* if it wasn't attached to you!"
  • dbriggs9
    dbriggs9 Posts: 31 Member
    I work for the criminal justice system and see a ton a "interesting stuff" in court. I love when my co-workers describe court as "a real **** show today."
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    Goat Rodeo (to describe a ****stormy situation)
    Douche Canoe (to describe a douche bag - been using this one a lot latley)
    "I'm going to kiss her like a mule eating an apple"
    Dagnabitt! (b/c i like to swear like an 1800's prospector)
  • jaxbeck
    jaxbeck Posts: 537 Member
    Yes honey, it's okay to go and play your video games, i'll take care of the kids tonight.

    Baahaha I actually told my hubs to play his last night!
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    "You've got to be $hittin' me". Never understood it, but my Grandma said it all the time.
  • jaxbeck
    jaxbeck Posts: 537 Member
    Would you like some wine?
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
    My Mom had a bunch of 'em:

    When we'd ask for money: "What do you want me to do, jump up and poop in my moneybelt?"

    "Must be jelly, cuz jam don't shake like that" (my mom was always heavy :bigsmile: )

    "FIGHT your own battles!" ( I have 7 siblings....you can imagine how it was around the house :wink: )

    "Sew buttons on a balloon and get a bang out of it!"

    And my person favorite: IF THE FOO SH!TS!!!
  • JustJennie1
    JustJennie1 Posts: 3,749 Member
    My absolute fave is "I'm so hungry i could eat a child's *kitten* through a tennis racket!" It always makes me lol. In fact i'm lol'ing right now and everyone in the office keeps looking at me. :blushing:

    Now that made me laugh.

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