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How would you react

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  • Posts: 711 Member
    the question isn't how I would react, its how my wife would react.

    ^^This. And then *DUCK* because something is already flying in my general direction.
  • Posts: 4,024 Member
    Is my wife hiding in the bushes watching this?
  • Posts: 10,477 Member
    First some hard core staring....

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    Kiss right back but with eyes wide open... more staring... into their soul......

    then probably followed by some kangarooing

    ^^This.
  • Posts: 1,385 Member
    I'd take the safety off...
  • Posts: 910 Member
    Ohhh I love spontaneity.
  • Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'd punch her in the baby maker.

    So THAT'S why my uterus is broken!
  • Posts: 2,339 Member

    So THAT'S why my uterus is broken!

    *snort*
  • Posts: 510 Member
    I would hope it was a female or my husband would be pissed! :wink:
  • Posts: 262 Member
    Honestly? I'd probably bite them... then say "what the **** dude!?"
  • Posts: 1,000 Member

    :angry: i am too predictable...must think of new violent reactions.

    No the real throat punch!
  • Posts: 673 Member
    I dip her mid kiss, spin her around on the way up, draw her back in, do it again...then walk away

    Love this!
  • Posts: 3,275 Member
    outwardly I'd probably blush but inwardly I'd be like "f yeah!!!" \m/
  • Posts: 228 Member
    I would scramble to grab my phone so I could post to MFP about it. "NSV: some random stranger just kissed me!?"

    This! LOL!:laugh:
  • Posts: 448 Member
    Knee in the testies

    ha! truth!
  • Posts: 1,593 Member
    I dip her mid kiss, spin her around on the way up, draw her back in, do it again...then walk away

    Good answer :love:
  • Posts: 124
    I would kiss her in return as I was stealing the cell phone and credit cards from her purse

    LOL:laugh:
  • Posts: 1,580
    I'd smack him and tell him I already have a boyfriend. Then I'd probably cry because it probably counts as cheating and I'd have to tell my boyfriend that I'm now a no-good cheating hussy. :(
  • Posts: 3,749 Member
    I really have no clue. I'd probably be too stunned to react.
  • Posts: 3,569 Member
    I'd be impressed they made it through the stream of rainbow chunder to get all the way to my lips.
  • Posts: 333 Member
    outwardly I'd probably blush but inwardly I'd be like "f yeah!!!" \m/

    ^^^ Definitely this!
  • Posts: 714
    I have done that.

    One time when I was a lot younger (and single) I got a little too drunk and walked right up to some guy at the bar and just laid a big one on him, tongue and all.

    He followed me around for a little while until I told him that that's all I wanted. Poor guy. I was such a tease back then.

    Hmmm, glad I don't drink like that any more.

    If someone did that to me now, I'd probably be too shocked to react....then I would get mad.
  • Posts: 19 Member
    At this point, being in a dry spell, I'll take it, enjoy it and make it so much more as my imagination needs it!
  • Posts: 211 Member
    I would wouldn't stop until he stopped and then say...Thanks, buddy
  • Posts: 9,151 Member
    Ask "WTF was that for?" and hope he doesn't have an STD or any other communicable disease.
  • Posts: 1,297 Member
    Make out with her and then take her home.
  • Posts: 560 Member
    Ask "WTF was that for?" and hope he doesn't have an STD or any other communicable disease.

    I promise I'm clean...
  • Posts: 1,438 Member
    The response I usually get from the guys I do this to is dazed confusion. :wink:
  • Posts: 124
    I would like it....A LOT!! :blushing:
  • Posts: 163
    Probably kick them in the tender bits for potentially giving me herpes.
  • Posts: 369 Member
    this has happened to me.

    I just do what I always do in totally awkward situations, smile and say Thank You.
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