Flies are pointless
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Flies are food for some animals, just as we are food for zombies!0
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Oh! But this is not true!
Flys make maggots which are a wonderfully holistic way of healing infection.
Also.... Fly saliva has been found to have anti inflamatory and anticlotting properties! Quite beneficial if you ask us science nerds
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This was adorable.0 -
Flies? What about Fire Ants? Now there is something as useless as t!ts on a boar hog!0
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That bagel looks delicious.0 -
House flies are annoying... FISH flies are pointless. They only live for a day and then die.0
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Why must I Google things that people tell me not to Google?0
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That bagel looks delicious.
Mmmmm yummy pretzel! LMAO0 -
That bagel looks delicious.0 -
I will never un-read what I just read. I read the entire thing, I do not know why. But now I feel incredibly sick, as in, not even exaggerating, physically sick....thank you caraiselite ¬_¬
Reading it made my girly bits hurt.WHY WOULD SOMEONE WRITE THAT?!?!?
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whatever you do, do not google blowflygirl.
you have been warned.
Guys, the location of this story is real. THIS STORY TAKES PLACE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD!!!
Like, I've walked to Fox Valley Mall. That's how close I live.
And the Greek restaurant is called Naf Naf Grill. It's an adorable restaurant that I've wanted to check out for quite awhile. *Wanted* to. Past tense.
Ugh....What has been read can never be unread.
I wonder if I've ever met the person who wrote this story. There's no amount of purell that can protect me.0 -
Okay, someone give a flippin' synopsis of that thing we were told not to google. I'm too scurred to google it.
Also, I was once OBSESSED with bot fly videos on youtube.0 -
So I woke up this morning, still feeling digusted, no lie... cannot stop feeling grossed out *shudder*.
So for 12by311, basically a girl uses maggots for pleasure....in a dumpster... and now... I'm going to go throw up.0 -
whatever you do, do not google blowflygirl.
you have been warned.
I just want to know.. how did you know about this to warn the rest of us ! :laugh: as for flies... Going to bathroom would exponentially more difficult if I didnt have one0 -
Whoever decided to give them wings must pay
Rather that then an insect guilty of false advertising0 -
three girls are doing a science project
The Brunette takes the legs off her fly and says " Fly Fly Fly!" and the fly flies out the window.. She turns to her notebook and writes down "flies can fly with no legs"
The Redhead pokes the eyes out of her fly and says " Fly fly fly" and the fly flies out the window... She turns to her notebook and writes down " flies can fly with no eyes"
Finally the blonde takes the wings off her fly and says "fly fly fly" and nothing happens.. she says again a bit louder "Fly Fly Fly" still nothing.. Exhasperated she yells "FLY YOU STUPID INSECT FLY!!!" still nothing..Frustrated she turns to her notebook and writes
"flies cannot hear without wings"0 -
Flies are a valuable source of extra protein when you cycle.0
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