Flies are pointless

misskatibear
misskatibear Posts: 158 Member
edited December 26 in Chit-Chat
...discuss ¬_¬
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  • sweetchildomine
    sweetchildomine Posts: 872 Member
    Yea!! All they do is sit on poop and make yucky maggots!! SO POINTLESS!!!

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  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
    no, it increases my restroom efficiency by 150%
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Oh! But this is not true!

    Flys make maggots which are a wonderfully holistic way of healing infection.
    Also.... Fly saliva has been found to have anti inflamatory and anticlotting properties! Quite beneficial if you ask us science nerds

    Edited for spell check atrocities
  • misskatibear
    misskatibear Posts: 158 Member
    Ahhh, finally they do have some use. But I doubt they will ever be useful to me!

    All they do is make me look like a crazy person when shooing them away... I have a fear of flies... especially the noise, thinking about them buzzing in my ear right now is making me cringe.... uugggh.

    If they would JUST sit still....
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    they helped me learn how to use chopsticks

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  • beachlover317
    beachlover317 Posts: 2,848 Member
    Flies do help get rid of decomposing bodies....
  • misskatibear
    misskatibear Posts: 158 Member
    Whoever decided to give them wings must pay
  • caraiselite
    caraiselite Posts: 2,631 Member
    whatever you do, do not google blowflygirl.

    you have been warned.
  • misskatibear
    misskatibear Posts: 158 Member
    Why would you do this to me... now you KNOW I have to Google.
  • OnionMomma
    OnionMomma Posts: 938 Member
    Flies do help get rid of decomposing bodies....

    And tell how long the body has been there.....
  • caraiselite
    caraiselite Posts: 2,631 Member
    Why would you do this to me... now you KNOW I have to Google.

    i'm sorry. i am so, so sorry.
  • misskatibear
    misskatibear Posts: 158 Member
    WHY. OH GOD WHY.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    If it wasn't for flies and their maggots we would be up to our ears in rotting meat and poop, they also pollinate plants and fruit flies are used to study genetics (among other things) as they reproduce so quickly. So flies are not completely pointless.:smile:

    Now Mosquitos, there is a pointless insect. I loathe and detest mossies. :grumble:
  • sweetchildomine
    sweetchildomine Posts: 872 Member
    whatever you do, do not google blowflygirl.

    you have been warned.

    ....

    WTF IS THAT CRAP?!?!?!?! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I have no clue why I read that at all. I officially hate you lol.
  • yvonnej1
    yvonnej1 Posts: 904 Member
    personally I find dumbbell chest flys pretty good, done wonders for my pecs :tongue:
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    They do a great job of entertaining the cats when the battery's dead in the laser pointer.
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    the insect or the crotch door?
  • misskatibear
    misskatibear Posts: 158 Member
    I will never un-read what I just read. I read the entire thing, I do not know why. But now I feel incredibly sick, as in, not even exaggerating, physically sick....thank you caraiselite ¬_¬

    All those uses are pretty grim... apart from the cats, but I could entertain your cats LorinaLynn if it meant getting rid of flies... *buzzz*


    @yvonnej1 those are probably the only type of flies I like :P
  • spicypepper
    spicypepper Posts: 1,016 Member
    whatever you do, do not google blowflygirl.

    you have been warned.

    WTH was that???? I think I'm going to be sick!]
  • 33neenaj
    33neenaj Posts: 306
    whatever you do, do not google blowflygirl.

    you have been warned.

    WTH was that???? I think I'm going to be sick!]


    LMAO
  • coolasafan
    coolasafan Posts: 75
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  • coolasafan
    coolasafan Posts: 75
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  • Hoakiebs
    Hoakiebs Posts: 430 Member
    Flies are food for some animals, just as we are food for zombies!
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
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  • ifyouwanttosingout
    ifyouwanttosingout Posts: 35
    Oh! But this is not true!

    Flys make maggots which are a wonderfully holistic way of healing infection.
    Also.... Fly saliva has been found to have anti inflamatory and anticlotting properties! Quite beneficial if you ask us science nerds

    Edited for spell check atrocities

    This was adorable.
  • TexanThom
    TexanThom Posts: 778
    Flies? What about Fire Ants? Now there is something as useless as t!ts on a boar hog!
  • coolasafan
    coolasafan Posts: 75
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    That bagel looks delicious.
  • apedeb09
    apedeb09 Posts: 805 Member
    House flies are annoying... FISH flies are pointless. They only live for a day and then die.
  • Hoakiebs
    Hoakiebs Posts: 430 Member
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    Yeah, but at one-and-a-half days old, they're already 4.5 yrs. old, in human years.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Why must I Google things that people tell me not to Google?
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