True Confessions - Don't Judge

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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    I confess this dude on my 600lb life is getting on my *kitten* nerves.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    abitoftrouble wrote: »
    I keep my phone in hand at all times so I never miss a thing. Screw the kid, he can look after himself.

    Builds character
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,369 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that tonight this *kitten* is bananas.
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S

    I'm impressed you had a thread dedicated to you
  • DeficitDuchess
    DeficitDuchess Posts: 3,099 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that tonight this *kitten* is bananas.
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S

    I wonder if, they meant to respond to you within; another thread?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    I watch porn

    I didn't think one simply "watched" porn.

    I actively watch porn.

    I hope you log it so that guy can say "AWESOME!"

    Pro note: Take off the wrist worn Fitbit or it will log steps guys.

    Pro Tip 2: If your insurance company has linked to your fitbit, keep it on.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited April 2017
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I confess that tonight this *kitten* is bananas.
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S

    Did someone say bananas? Actually I know exactly who says, or doesn't say, bananas. Because that's how these forums work.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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    I confess I just talked to my best friend on the phone... she's Puerto Rican.... I'm still not sure what our 1hr conversation was about LOL
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    I confess I just poured myself a double shot of whiskey thinking to numb the sadness. I stared at it for several minutes, then dumped it down the drain. There has to be a better way to cope.

    Heroes aren't supposed to get old and frail and sick... they aren't supposed to give up on living. Father Time can bite me right now.
  • FizikallyFit1
    FizikallyFit1 Posts: 32 Member
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    I confess I'm stoned right now lol
  • FizikallyFit1
    FizikallyFit1 Posts: 32 Member
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    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I confess I just poured myself a double shot of whiskey thinking to numb the sadness. I stared at it for several minutes, then dumped it down the drain. There has to be a better way to cope.

    Heroes aren't supposed to get old and frail and sick... they aren't supposed to give up on living. Father Time can bite me right now.

    Have you ever had a pickle shot? It's whiskey with a chaser of pickle juice basically.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
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    I don't like pickles or pickle juice, so no.
  • JeanieWww
    JeanieWww Posts: 4,037 Member
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    I had pie!!! And it was delicous!
  • merrysailor88
    merrysailor88 Posts: 1,260 Member
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    Gimsteinn1 wrote: »
    I'm mad at myself. So I'm gonna go workout until I can't walk anymore to feel better.

    I do this to myself too....

    Hope you're ok friend.... if you need to talk. I'm all ears...or errr eyes....
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    Gimsteinn1 wrote: »
    I'm mad at myself. So I'm gonna go workout until I can't walk anymore to feel better.

    I'm gonna do this tonight. I have a pedicure scheduled, then I'm going to go to the pool at the gym and swim until they kick me out.
  • turbostang8
    turbostang8 Posts: 8 Member
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    I confess that trying is so hard, especially when you don't see any results.
    Gotta just keep trying though, eventually something has to happen right?
  • Carillon_Campanello
    Carillon_Campanello Posts: 726 Member
    edited April 2017
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    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Gimsteinn1 wrote: »
    I confess I'm sick of men and their midlife crises. Thinking that they can send me what ever they like and then they get mad at me for telling them to *kitten* off, go back to bed with their wives and leave me the *kitten* alone.
    Then they tell me I have no sense of humor cause I don't wanna sext, flirt or send them nude pictures of me or my pole dancing videos.
    This may come off as arrogance but I'm not here or on instagram to flirt and the next dick pic I'll get will be posted on my instagram with the person tagged on it for his friends and family to see.

    Have you ever sent a D pic back to a guy to freak him out? I think that is my next move. From now on when guys send the D I will send another one right back and say "mine is bigger". Hahaha. Bet that stops that crap right away.

    Just don't send mine back out

    No worries.... I have bigger ones

    Haha that's hurtful!

    Also it's not about size, it's how you use it :wink:

    Oh no the ladies here have spoken. Size is all that matters.

    Edit:NOT the size of the heart.
  • Carillon_Campanello
    Carillon_Campanello Posts: 726 Member
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    I confess I ate a surplus of calories yesterday intentionally and I do not like it at all. It scares the *kitten* out of me.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    Carillon_Campanello wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    JLAJ81 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Gimsteinn1 wrote: »
    I confess I'm sick of men and their midlife crises. Thinking that they can send me what ever they like and then they get mad at me for telling them to *kitten* off, go back to bed with their wives and leave me the *kitten* alone.
    Then they tell me I have no sense of humor cause I don't wanna sext, flirt or send them nude pictures of me or my pole dancing videos.
    This may come off as arrogance but I'm not here or on instagram to flirt and the next dick pic I'll get will be posted on my instagram with the person tagged on it for his friends and family to see.

    Have you ever sent a D pic back to a guy to freak him out? I think that is my next move. From now on when guys send the D I will send another one right back and say "mine is bigger". Hahaha. Bet that stops that crap right away.

    Just don't send mine back out

    No worries.... I have bigger ones

    Haha that's hurtful!

    Also it's not about size, it's how you use it :wink:

    Oh no the ladies here have spoken. Size is all that matters.

    Edit:NOT the size of the heart.

    My stories of why size matters would get me banned for life!! I'm just sayin...
  • JLAJ81
    JLAJ81 Posts: 2,477 Member
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    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    jtegirl1 wrote: »
    BowlingForHollars wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    I confess my child opened a package of mini starbursts and ate all the orange ones. I am proceeding to eat the red ones. Anyone want pink or yellow

    Pink

    I knew I liked TJ for a reason. Pink are the best ones!

    I love pink.

    wait.

    .... are we talking about the same thing?

    I have a sneaky suspicion we are not lol

    I was looking at a pair of men's Reebok training shoes and they are pink. They are for Breast Cancer Awareness.
    Would it be weird to wear them at any other time other than October? (October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, right?)

    Real men wear pink. I wear pink all year round.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    ^ what he said

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