True Confessions - Don't Judge
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Tomk652015 wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »omgstfualready wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »omgstfualready wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »I am also struggling today because I have a dinner party for a family birthday today. My father and his most recent wife have decided to join us. I am dreading the comments about my weight and body that they will have saved up for me.
I have zero filter anymore (ran out of 'f's to give out and didn't replace them). I love to respond with super inappropriate questions. Like, oh I mean to ask how often do you have sex? or since it's your dad and wife you can ask her really great zingers if she wonders if she can compare to your dad's previous relationships. When you get the horrified look you can say with wide eyed innocence - since we were talking about my personal struggles I thought we'd be able to talk about your personal stuff too, is that not happening? Oh, sorry. I misunderstood.
Or just stare back and say nothing, not a peep. I love me a good awkward silence. So cozy......
I think I like you.
I don't think sharing DNA means being required to take *kitten* from them. If it came from a concerned place and the wording was messed up I'd be nicer....until I wasn't being heard...then well, if they are going to be like that at least earn it! Good luck today!!!!!!!!!
I am the anomally in my family. Everyone is tall, blonde and overweight. Me.. I'm petite and ginger. I have been picked on my entire life. My father didn't even call me by my name until I was in my 20's. (He called me by my mother's name). To say I have daddy issues is an understatement.
Just be you and F the rest of the world. jus sayin
He doesn't mean literally...just sayin
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what is this "Daddy Issues" that you speak of? wanna sit on my lap and talk about it?1
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kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »zachbonner_ wrote: »kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »zachbonner_ wrote: »I watch porn
I didn't think one simply "watched" porn.
I actively watch porn.
I hope you log it so that guy can say "AWESOME!"
Pro note: Take off the wrist worn Fitbit or it will log steps guys.
I confess I feel kinda like a badass when fitbit auto detects and logs certain things as a workout.1 -
Kepplekakes wrote: »omgstfualready wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »omgstfualready wrote: »Kepplekakes wrote: »I am also struggling today because I have a dinner party for a family birthday today. My father and his most recent wife have decided to join us. I am dreading the comments about my weight and body that they will have saved up for me.
I have zero filter anymore (ran out of 'f's to give out and didn't replace them). I love to respond with super inappropriate questions. Like, oh I mean to ask how often do you have sex? or since it's your dad and wife you can ask her really great zingers if she wonders if she can compare to your dad's previous relationships. When you get the horrified look you can say with wide eyed innocence - since we were talking about my personal struggles I thought we'd be able to talk about your personal stuff too, is that not happening? Oh, sorry. I misunderstood.
Or just stare back and say nothing, not a peep. I love me a good awkward silence. So cozy......
I think I like you.
I don't think sharing DNA means being required to take *kitten* from them. If it came from a concerned place and the wording was messed up I'd be nicer....until I wasn't being heard...then well, if they are going to be like that at least earn it! Good luck today!!!!!!!!!
To say I have daddy issues is an understatement.
Hi !
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I confess going to college I lived above an adult bookstore for 2 years... omfg the odd ball patrons1
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I confess my child opened a package of mini starbursts and ate all the orange ones. I am proceeding to eat the red ones. Anyone want pink or yellow0
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cabronlobos wrote: »If you wanna see real outrage, all people need to do is give honest opinions on the risque pics people put up and send......regardless of what these forums tell you, not everyone here is a 10....;)
You're saying Im not a 10 ...the ratings given weren't real ..
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abitoftrouble wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »
You two are in luck. When should I be expecting you to get them0 -
BowlingForHollars wrote: »abitoftrouble wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »
You two are in luck. When should I be expecting you to get them
Just throw them under your back deck. Don't ask any questions.
How do you know I have a back deck????0 -
BowlingForHollars wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »abitoftrouble wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »
You two are in luck. When should I be expecting you to get them
Just throw them under your back deck. Don't ask any questions.
How do you know I have a back deck????
I said no questions
Ssshhhhh I won't say a word0 -
I confess I used to pop my Grandmothers fushia buds every time I visited her1
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I love pink.
wait.
.... are we talking about the same thing?3 -
I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.1
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MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.
I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.2 -
Motorsheen wrote: »
I love pink.
wait.
.... are we talking about the same thing?
I have a sneaky suspicion we are not lol
I was looking at a pair of men's Reebok training shoes and they are pink. They are for Breast Cancer Awareness.
Would it be weird to wear them at any other time other than October? (October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, right?)0 -
BowlingForHollars wrote: »abitoftrouble wrote: »BowlingForHollars wrote: »
You two are in luck. When should I be expecting you to get them
Just throw them under your back deck. Don't ask any questions.
How do you know I have a back deck????
Dirty girl! Were you sharing deck pics????
I confess I like to show off my deck. It's really quit something1 -
kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »MostHeinousBarbarian wrote: »I confess I want to flip over shopping carts of people that leave them in the middle of an aisle.
I confess I want to run into people that stand in the middle of the aisle just chatting it up in the way with my shopping cart.
I just run my cart into the back of people who annoy me.
There's some that even deserve my SUV ran into the back of them.1 -
I confess I have a nice deck too...0
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Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
I love pink.
wait.
.... are we talking about the same thing?
I have a sneaky suspicion we are not lol
I was looking at a pair of men's Reebok training shoes and they are pink. They are for Breast Cancer Awareness.
Would it be weird to wear them at any other time other than October? (October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, right?)
Men whom, wear pink're hot!
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