i have no friends but at least i have jesus

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  • Swissmiss
    Swissmiss Posts: 8,754 Member
    I don't have friends OR Jesus, but at least I have cable TV.

    I will be praying for you.
  • mperrott2205
    mperrott2205 Posts: 737 Member
    Haha. Jesus.
  • Adrasteis
    Adrasteis Posts: 110 Member
    Jesus is cool and i read on some car bumper he loves me, so im cool with Jesus!

    Dude, Jesus totally just hit on you...

    i dont mind. i am equal opportunity and open to Jesus and Mohammed!

    Does Jesus even lift, bro? I'm cool with you guys being a couple, but you have to have some standards!

    Jesus was all about the cardio... walking everywhere and whatnot. I don't think he did any strength training? Also, bread and wine? Ugh. everyone in the Bible was totally skinny-fat. No "tone" at all.


    lol @ skinny-fat
  • jimmmer
    jimmmer Posts: 3,515 Member
    Jesus is my rock! In the end, it won't matter how much you can lift or how far you can run.....

    Unless you need to do some physically demanding labour or outrun a wild animal........
  • nilbogger
    nilbogger Posts: 870 Member
    I don't have friends OR Jesus, but at least I have cable TV.

    I will be praying for you.

    Don't pray for me. Pray that George R.R. Martin lives to finish A Song of Ice and Fire. Thanks.
  • jimmmer
    jimmmer Posts: 3,515 Member
    I don't have friends OR Jesus, but at least I have cable TV.

    I will be praying for you.

    Don't pray for me. Pray that George R.R. Martin lives to finish A Song of Ice and Fire. Thanks.

    ^This.

    Don't leave me hanging Jesus!
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    wow everyone is so polite for a main topic forum with Jesus in the title, well done you all can have icecream.
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  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Just because you don't believe in something your going to attack someone else's believes? I say to each their own and leave the trash talk alone

    this is light hearted humor, not trash talk. I've seen some trash talk religion threads before on this site and they are ugly (and very unnecessary).

    Hopefully as this title gets spread around the feeds the some like-minded folks will contact the OP and get on each other's FL.

    Good luck to the OP. While I'm not of this religious persuasion, I agree with Dave ^ - perhaps some of the people on our FLs will find a common note to spark a request.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    Jesus wont return your phone calls, dude. Imaginary friends are like that.

    My imaginary friends are rude like that too. Santa, jesus AND the tooth fairy keep leaving me hanging!

    Spaghetti monster has my back though. I'm having him over for dinner tonight. Ramen....
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    Jesus' brother Craig is WAY cooler...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0
  • MrsBobaFett
    MrsBobaFett Posts: 802 Member
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    Yeah buddy!
  • Chadomaniac
    Chadomaniac Posts: 1,785 Member
    Lmao^^
  • KilikiMom
    KilikiMom Posts: 237 Member
    r'amen!
  • fitnh
    fitnh Posts: 238 Member
    You should get some exercise in with that meal plan. You are welcome to join me anytime.....

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    The tears are rolling down my face----that is freakin' hilarious!
  • BigDnSW
    BigDnSW Posts: 641 Member
    “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” ― C.S. Lewis... I sincerely hope that you and others find meaningful friendships as "It is not good for man (persons) to be alone." Have a groovy day.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    [img]http://i961.photobucket.com/albums/ae100/aienma/Awesome Pictures/Jesus.gif[/img]
  • NoelleS85
    NoelleS85 Posts: 89
    I do too, He mows my lawn every Tuesday.

    BTW, Thread locked in 10, 9, 8....

    Cracked me the F up.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    [img]http://i961.photobucket.com/albums/ae100/aienma/Awesome Pictures/Jesus.gif[/img]

    OMG, this is hilarious. I can't believe this thread is still up!
  • NoelleS85
    NoelleS85 Posts: 89
    Jesus wont return your phone calls, dude. Imaginary friends are like that.

    My imaginary friends are rude like that too. Santa, jesus AND the tooth fairy keep leaving me hanging!

    Spaghetti monster has my back though. I'm having him over for dinner tonight. Ramen....

    Actually, the tooth fairy left a dollar under my pillow several times - proof she exists. BAM.
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
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    I was waiting for Buddy Jesus...Yay!!
  • peachfigs
    peachfigs Posts: 831 Member
    So go out and meet some people. Join a church, go to some small groups, take a cooking class. You gotta make an effort, friends don't normally just show up on your doorstep (or if they do they may not be the type of friends you want). I'm a Navy wife and we move a ton. I'm also an introvert. But whenever we get to a new town I know I'm going to have to get outside my comfort zone and meet some new people. Good luck to you.

    Great advice! :flowerforyou:
  • kathymhardy
    kathymhardy Posts: 267 Member
    Just because you don't believe in something your going to attack someone else's believes? I say to each their own and leave the trash talk alone

    Quite :tongue:
  • nilbogger
    nilbogger Posts: 870 Member
    Just because you don't believe in something your going to attack someone else's believes? I say to each their own and leave the trash talk alone

    Quite :tongue:

    How do you know we weren't put on this Earth by Jesus to test OP's faith?
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    I read the subject title soo wrong.
  • sockoholic
    sockoholic Posts: 52
    I read the subject title soo wrong.

    I read it as....I have no friends but at least I have (common name for male genitalia)
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    I read the subject title soo wrong.

    I read it as....I have no friends but at least I have (common name for male genitalia)
    :laugh: I didn't read it like that, I like it that way better.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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  • placeboaddiction
    placeboaddiction Posts: 451 Member
    Just because you don't believe in something your going to attack someone else's believes? I say to each their own and leave the trash talk alone

    Quite :tongue:

    How do you know we weren't put on this Earth by Jesus to test OP's faith?

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  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Thank you Lord for disallowing the mods from locking this thread :smile:

    And like Jesus this thread is resurrerected
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