i have no friends but at least i have jesus

JaneDough_

sullus

sometimes, I play poker with him ..

ninerbuff

I'm convinced that MLM's has it's roots in religion. Give credit to jesus for being a great CEO.

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Joehenny

You're friends with a guy who only exists in your head......hmm

ichoose2believe

hahaha... for a moment I was thinking "whats in my coffee"

kelleygi

In before the lock!!!!! :drinker:

DivaMoe40

Hello add me has a friend if you like!
The only true person you need in your life is Jesus, he will never let you down! I don't have what i call friends, yes i know many people and am close to some, but none of that truly matters has i say the only person you need in your life is Jesus he can get you through! God bless you brother!

Totally agree, we don't have anything if we don't have Jesus . He is our true Friend! You are more than welcome to add me as well.

ichoose2believe

HELL YES!!!!

Espressocycle

Don't people who believe in Jesus assemble in groups once or twice a week? Seems like a good way to meet people. Actually, when I was single I was considering believing in Jesus because not only would I probably be happier, but more women than men go to church so I figured I could find myself a 9 despite being a 6. However, I just couldn't get past the lack of hard evidence to favor one religion or another, so I gave up and just found myself a cute sinner.

JaneDough_

twanthe1

Jesus is from TX so it's all good.

CarolinaGirlinVA

MelsAuntie

Want a FUN god? Go with Krishna!

myofibril

Raver Jesus!

I don't know why but that reminds me of that old joke:

Q: why can't you hold a Nativity Play in Nottingham
A: where are you going to find 3 wise men and a virgin in Nottingham???

sullus

Want a FUN god? Go with Krishna!

I'm partial to Bacchus

wifeymou1112

I do too, He mows my lawn every Tuesday.

BTW, Thread locked in 10, 9, 8....

:laugh: :drinker:

just that XD

MelsAuntie

Jesus' brother Craig is WAY cooler...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPdFrW076R0

OMG, Stephen Lynch fan! I nearly choked on my coffee!! (So politically incorrect and hilarious, the voice of a choirboy and lyrics twisted as all hell.)

sullus

Raver Jesus!

I don't know why but that reminds me of that old joke:

Q: why can't you hold a Nativity Play in Nottingham
A: where are you going to find 3 wise men and a virgin in Nottingham???

Oh, we're doing jesus jokes now?

Ok ...

So Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the counter and says; "can you put me up for the night?"

JuniperT

I prefer the great mystical pink unicorn. She poops calorie free sprinkles on every meal for me.

Is that where those "sensa" sprinkles come from? :sick:

:laugh: :drinker: my first thought too

luvmydog2

Satan is a much better cook.
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Do you think ? He burns everything ! .... ( Chuckle )

JuniperT

I prefer the great mystical pink unicorn. She poops calorie free sprinkles on every meal for me.

Is that where those "sensa" sprinkles come from? :sick:

:laugh: :drinker: my first thought too

JaneDough_

Mother_Superior

Quick! Somebody mentioned a religious figure in an open forum!

m_a_b

Raver Jesus!

I don't know why but that reminds me of that old joke:

Q: why can't you hold a Nativity Play in Nottingham
A: where are you going to find 3 wise men and a virgin in Nottingham???

Oh, we're doing jesus jokes now?

Ok ...

So Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the counter and says; "can you put me up for the night?"

Jesus finds a small crowd who has surrounded a young woman they believed to be a prostitute. They are preparing to stone her to death. To diffuse the situation, Jesus says: “Whoever is without sin among you, let them cast the first stone.” Suddenly, an old lady at the back of the crowd picks up a rock and scores a direct hit on the woman’s head, breaking her skull and rendering her dead on the spot. Jesus frowns and looks over at the old lady: “Do you know, Mother, sometimes you really piss me off.”

whierd

I am happy that you feel you have a friend in Jesus.

MelsAuntie

I don't have friends OR Jesus, but at least I have cable TV.

I will be praying for you.

Don't pray for me. Pray that George R.R. Martin lives to finish A Song of Ice and Fire. Thanks.

Don't pray for that either. Pray that Patrick Rothfuss will finish his trilogy before his fans implode. (p.s., if you haven't read The Name Of The Wind, do it. NOW. Better than wonderful.)

sullus

Raver Jesus!

I don't know why but that reminds me of that old joke:

Q: why can't you hold a Nativity Play in Nottingham
A: where are you going to find 3 wise men and a virgin in Nottingham???

Oh, we're doing jesus jokes now?

Ok ...

So Jesus Christ walks into a hotel, throws three nails on the counter and says; "can you put me up for the night?"

Jesus finds a small crowd who has surrounded a young woman they believed to be a prostitute. They are preparing to stone her to death. To diffuse the situation, Jesus says: “Whoever is without sin among you, let them cast the first stone.” Suddenly, an old lady at the back of the crowd picks up a rock and scores a direct hit on the woman’s head, breaking her skull and rendering her dead on the spot. Jesus frowns and looks over at the old lady: “Do you know, Mother, sometimes you really piss me off.”

Jesus and Moses are walking along the beach when Moses says, "You know what? I'm going to try and part the ocean again." He throws his hands in the air and, magically, the ocean parts.

Jesus sees this and says, "I'm going to try to walk on water again." He walks up to the water, takes a step on top and sinks.

Moses says, "Try it again, Jesus. It's been a while." Jesus tries again, and once more, he sinks.

Jesus comes out of the water and says, "I know what the problem is. When I walked on water before, I didn't have holes in my feet."