i have no friends but at least i have jesus
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I don't have friends OR Jesus, but at least I have cable TV.
I will be praying for you.0 -
Haha. Jesus.0
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Jesus is cool and i read on some car bumper he loves me, so im cool with Jesus!
Dude, Jesus totally just hit on you...
i dont mind. i am equal opportunity and open to Jesus and Mohammed!
Does Jesus even lift, bro? I'm cool with you guys being a couple, but you have to have some standards!
Jesus was all about the cardio... walking everywhere and whatnot. I don't think he did any strength training? Also, bread and wine? Ugh. everyone in the Bible was totally skinny-fat. No "tone" at all.
lol @ skinny-fat0 -
Jesus is my rock! In the end, it won't matter how much you can lift or how far you can run.....
Unless you need to do some physically demanding labour or outrun a wild animal........0 -
I don't have friends OR Jesus, but at least I have cable TV.
I will be praying for you.
Don't pray for me. Pray that George R.R. Martin lives to finish A Song of Ice and Fire. Thanks.0 -
I don't have friends OR Jesus, but at least I have cable TV.
I will be praying for you.
Don't pray for me. Pray that George R.R. Martin lives to finish A Song of Ice and Fire. Thanks.
^This.
Don't leave me hanging Jesus!0 -
wow everyone is so polite for a main topic forum with Jesus in the title, well done you all can have icecream.0
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Just because you don't believe in something your going to attack someone else's believes? I say to each their own and leave the trash talk alone
this is light hearted humor, not trash talk. I've seen some trash talk religion threads before on this site and they are ugly (and very unnecessary).
Hopefully as this title gets spread around the feeds the some like-minded folks will contact the OP and get on each other's FL.
Good luck to the OP. While I'm not of this religious persuasion, I agree with Dave ^ - perhaps some of the people on our FLs will find a common note to spark a request.0 -
Jesus wont return your phone calls, dude. Imaginary friends are like that.
My imaginary friends are rude like that too. Santa, jesus AND the tooth fairy keep leaving me hanging!
Spaghetti monster has my back though. I'm having him over for dinner tonight. Ramen....0 -
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Yeah buddy!0 -
Lmao^^0
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r'amen!0
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You should get some exercise in with that meal plan. You are welcome to join me anytime.....
The tears are rolling down my face----that is freakin' hilarious!0 -
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” ― C.S. Lewis... I sincerely hope that you and others find meaningful friendships as "It is not good for man (persons) to be alone." Have a groovy day.0
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I do too, He mows my lawn every Tuesday.
BTW, Thread locked in 10, 9, 8....
Cracked me the F up.0 -
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OMG, this is hilarious. I can't believe this thread is still up!0 -
Jesus wont return your phone calls, dude. Imaginary friends are like that.
My imaginary friends are rude like that too. Santa, jesus AND the tooth fairy keep leaving me hanging!
Spaghetti monster has my back though. I'm having him over for dinner tonight. Ramen....
Actually, the tooth fairy left a dollar under my pillow several times - proof she exists. BAM.0 -
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