The Ten Commandments

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  • sharon_moyer
    sharon_moyer Posts: 177
    1) Make healthy choices about eating
    2) Make exercise a daily habit
    3) Be respectful to get respect
    4) Be accountable for your eating and exercising
    5) Give love to get love
    6) Give someone a smile daily
    7) Do a good deed without expecting anything in return
    8) Be honest
    9) Be obedient
    10) Be a listener not a talker
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Leg.jpg
  • Zomoniac
    Zomoniac Posts: 1,169 Member
    Though shalt eat back thy exercise calories, or be forever banished to an eternity of pain and torture.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Thou shalt not skip leg day.
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.

    My comment would have been funny if GutOfJumpIntoThreadsAndStealMyLines didn't jump into the thread and steal my line.

    Thus far though, sweep the leg wins methinks.
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    thou shalt live in peace with one another.
  • goldied01
    goldied01 Posts: 149 Member
    Thou shalt not be a bigoted asshat.


    I like this! Made me laugh. Cute.
  • PepperWorm
    PepperWorm Posts: 1,206
    1. Do or do not, there is no try.
  • eringrace10
    eringrace10 Posts: 135 Member
    Thou shalt not be a bigoted asshat.


    This also if you cant say anything nice, just dont say anything
  • ajewellmom
    ajewellmom Posts: 186 Member
    love God...........

    Yep . . . that would be mine too.
  • kellyjamespro2012
    kellyjamespro2012 Posts: 29 Member
    Love others without expectation and allow every gesture returned to be a surprise!
  • goldied01
    goldied01 Posts: 149 Member
    You can be a sikkunt if u wanna be



    Thou shouldn't post stuff like this!
  • Lrdoflamancha
    Lrdoflamancha Posts: 1,280 Member
    Do unto others before they do unto you...
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    KNOW THYSELF
  • missbp
    missbp Posts: 601 Member
    Be nice.

    MB
  • JaneDough_
    JaneDough_ Posts: 301 Member
    1. Know that old saying, location location location? Well that's dead, right boys.
    2. Seize the day.
    3. It's not where you're from, it's where you're going.
    4. Fear nothing.
    5. Send the word out to those who believe in it.
    6. Stand up and let your voice be heard.
    7. Reject the mainstream.
    8. The rule is... never fail.
    9.You have to make sure the music is banging. You can't have a revolution if the music isn't banging right? Do you know what I mean boys.
    10. It's your choice, find your own voice.
  • Dementedllama
    Dementedllama Posts: 177 Member
    Thou shalt eat chocolate every day.


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
  • Dementedllama
    Dementedllama Posts: 177 Member
    Thou shalt eat chocolate every day.


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.

    My comment would have been funny if GutOfJumpIntoThreadsAndStealMyLines didn't jump into the thread and steal my line.

    Thus far though, sweep the leg wins methinks.

    Mine would have been funny if it had been posted first.....oh wait, it was. Dry those tears Rainy Face, and comfort yourself with the knowledge that in all other respects, you're probably far superior than me. (That's what I tell myself to get to sleep at night anyway.)
  • bricktowngal
    bricktowngal Posts: 206
    love God...........

    Yes, absolutely this first, second would be stop hating.
  • bricktowngal
    bricktowngal Posts: 206
    1. Enjoy the life you have. (You never know when you're gonna go)
    2. Tell your family, spouse, children you love them everyday (You never know when they're gonna go)
    3. Be kind to animals and elderly people.
    4. Be honest...first with yourself, then with others
    5. Have manners or learn some (Hold the door for someone, say thank you when someone does for you)
    6. Do something nice without expecting anything in return
    7. Make time to do things you love and do them as often as you can
    8. Respect and honor the dead (whether you know them or not...a lot of them honored you by dying)
    9. Take care of yourself (hygiene, health, spirituality - it's your body, treat it like a temple)
    10. Love. Love often and whole-heartedly.

    This is a good one too!
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Bros before hos; sistas before mistas.

    Then I'd probably break it.
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    These are all so thoughtful and/or funny! You people rock!
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Thou shall persevere without complaints.
  • IronMikeFox
    IronMikeFox Posts: 458
    Thou shall never use religion as a basis/justification for hate, discrimination, or oppression of any kind.
  • andreamelo1
    andreamelo1 Posts: 161 Member
    and jesus said thou shall love your neighbour as your selves because you will not hurt each other if you keep this commandment there is no better God gave this to us and everything you pl are coming up with comes back to the original there is no better
  • goodtimezzzz
    goodtimezzzz Posts: 640 Member
    The absolute only real thing is I LOVE MYSELF I LOVE ME I AM AMAZED HOW MUCH I LOVE MYSELF
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    The absolute only real thing is I LOVE MYSELF I LOVE ME I AM AMAZED HOW MUCH I LOVE MYSELF

    I'm not sure telling MFP how often you take care of things on your own really adds much to this conversation...
  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    Mine would be to treat others with the same amount of respect with which they treat you.
  • emaren
    emaren Posts: 934 Member
    love God...........

    Yep . . . that would be mine too.

    (The following is somewhat sarcastic)

    The first issue is 'Which God'. Do you mean the almost psychopathic, judgmental and 'smiting' on of the old testament ?

    Do you mean the one that was his own father and spent almost 30 years in obscurity before building a following of the new testament ?

    Even that one was a little bit crazy sounding to be honest.

    Or do you mean Zeus or Apollo or any of the ancient gods, or maybe some of the the Egyptian or Roman ones ?

    Personally I really like the sound of the Norse gods, they certainly knew how to party.

    Or maybe you are talking about Allah or any of the other Nine Billion names for God ?

    Seriously, it is way better to treat each other well, with no regard for their race, creed (if applicable), sexual orientation etc.

    'Loving God' seems to be a way of shifting the blame for ones crappy existence.....

    example: Maybe if I loved God a bit more I would be able to stick to my diet. Or: Maybe I do not love God enough to be thin - it is Gods' wish that I am this size.

    So I am going to amend my original

    'Be Excellent to each other and take responsibility for your own actions'

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