The Ten Commandments

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  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    George Carlin had all 10 condensed down to about three I think. "Don't lie" covers most of them.
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    The absolute only real thing is I LOVE MYSELF I LOVE ME I AM AMAZED HOW MUCH I LOVE MYSELF

    um.
  • MindyBlack
    MindyBlack Posts: 954 Member
    Thou shalt use turn signals appropriately and move your vehicle promptly when the light turns green.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Not rape little boys


    I guess not talking bad or offending god were more important lol
  • DontStopB_Leakin
    DontStopB_Leakin Posts: 3,863 Member
    Acknowledge that Batman is the greatest super hero in the history of ever, lest your wicked soul be cast down into the eternal flames of hell.


    (Captain America gets an honorable mention, but only because Cap'n is a special snowflake.)
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Acknowledge that Batman is the greatest super hero in the history of ever, lest your wicked soul be cast down into the eternal flames of hell.


    (Captain America gets an honorable mention, but only because Cap'n is a special snowflake.)

    I WILL NEVER!!!

    No DC character will ever win this award....
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
    Do not interfere with others lives as long as they are not interfering with the lives of others.



    Or put that in the Constitution so people won't be made criminals for having different opinions/beliefs. :grumble: :laugh:
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  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    NEVER put Baby in a corner. Like. Ever.
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
    Thou shalt covet the neighbor's wife
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    Acknowledge that Batman is the greatest super hero in the history of ever, lest your wicked soul be cast down into the eternal flames of hell.


    (Captain America gets an honorable mention, but only because Cap'n is a special snowflake.)

    I WILL NEVER!!!

    No DC character will ever win this award....

    Yeah...pretty sure I'm going to be chillin' in hell then. He's up there, but definitely not the greatest.
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    Thou shall strive for humility
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    Mine would be to treat others with the same amount of respect with which they treat you.

    what if they treat you like a child? no one would be productive or nice ever if they were always treated others as they were being treated

    i think it is important to treat others as they wish to be treated
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    Thou shalt not ride any other bike than a Harley....
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    Edited because the guy 3 posts beneath me said it better than I did...so go read his.
  • mamagirl49
    mamagirl49 Posts: 97 Member
    Be Excellent to each other.

    ^^^ This is excellent!
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    Remember not only the Sabbath, but also the Purple, the Quo and the Aerosmith

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  • emaren
    emaren Posts: 934 Member
    Thou shalt not ride any other bike than a Harley....

    Thous shall not judge people by WHAT they ride.

    The fact that they are a fellow rider should be more than sufficient :)
  • Cheeky_0102
    Cheeky_0102 Posts: 408 Member
    thou shalt not JUDGE!

    not everyone is on your journey. Not everyone's diet can include "items in moderation"
    not everyone wants to / will eat clean organic food, and it's not my job to care if they do or don't
    not everyone wants to live at the gym
    not everyone wants to NOT live at the gym
    not everyone loves elipticals
    it's ok to love the eliptical
  • Brazilll
    Brazilll Posts: 503
    Thou shalt not drink the water in Mexico.
  • emaren
    emaren Posts: 934 Member
    Thou shalt not drink the water in Mexico.

    Thou shalt drink teh tequila in Mexico.....
  • dirtnap63
    dirtnap63 Posts: 1,387 Member
    Be a decent human being. The only one we need imo.

    That about covers it.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
    Do unto others as they do unto me? :huh: :angry:

    (now if I were to do this there would be an abomination of hate in the world) :devil:
    (ppl be crazy)

    a·bom·i·na·tion
    Noun
    1.A thing that causes disgust or hatred.
    2.A feeling of hatred.
    Synonyms
    abhorrence - loathing - disgust - repugnance
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
    Thou shalt allow nudity on MFP.

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  • DalekBrittany
    DalekBrittany Posts: 1,748 Member
    Mine would be to treat others with the same amount of respect with which they treat you.

    what if they treat you like a child? no one would be productive or nice ever if they were always treated others as they were being treated

    i think it is important to treat others as they wish to be treated

    I will not give someone respect if they do not give me respect. However, having no or little respect for someone does not mean being a ****. I can be perfectly pleasant to people I have no respect for. I just choose not to associate with them. Sometimes in life you have to associate with those people, and If it's in the workplace and they are being hostile, there are channels for that. If it's outside of the work place, I can avoid them. .

    If I go around treating everyone how I expect them to treat me, I will be sorely disappointed. I'm not gonna kiss someone's *kitten* who treats me like a piece of **** just because I expect to be treated nicely.
  • super_fast
    super_fast Posts: 63
    tho shalt not belive in mythical beings commanding me how to live.
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I like that many of these say excetly the same as what they original 10 commandments say, but with more current surpurlatives.