The Ten Commandments

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  • AliciaStinger
    AliciaStinger Posts: 402 Member
    Thou shalt not be a bigoted asshat.

    I could get into rules like this. All hail Sarahtonin!


    My #1 would be something along the same lines, except people don't follow the existing 10 (or even the six that don't have to do with God, for those of us who are agnostic or atheist). Then again, if you follow the rule "thou shalt not be a bigoted asshat," then you don't need ruled about honoring your parents and not killing people, because that obviously falls under the first rule.
  • AliciaStinger
    AliciaStinger Posts: 402 Member
    Thou shalt not ride any other bike than a Harley....

    Thous shall not judge people by WHAT they ride.

    The fact that they are a fellow rider should be more than sufficient :)

    As a Honda person, I second that. Plus, if your young child has just gone to sleep in the back seat and some Harley person comes up..........it's not going to be quiet even after the motorcycle pulls away. Unless you're at a motorcycle show or alone in the middle of nowhere, that's just plain annoying.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    hhahaha! Love that Show and I love Chuey..
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member
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    hhahaha! Love that Show and I love Chuey..

    You mean Chumlee. Chuy is the little person on Chelsea Lately.
  • hearthemelody
    hearthemelody Posts: 1,025 Member
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  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    Mine would be to treat others with the same amount of respect with which they treat you.

    what if they treat you like a child? no one would be productive or nice ever if they were always treated others as they were being treated

    i think it is important to treat others as they wish to be treated

    I will not give someone respect if they do not give me respect. However, having no or little respect for someone does not mean being a ****. I can be perfectly pleasant to people I have no respect for. I just choose not to associate with them. Sometimes in life you have to associate with those people, and If it's in the workplace and they are being hostile, there are channels for that. If it's outside of the work place, I can avoid them. .

    If I go around treating everyone how I expect them to treat me, I will be sorely disappointed. I'm not gonna kiss someone's *kitten* who treats me like a piece of **** just because I expect to be treated nicely.

    i completely read your initial statement wrong- read it as the treatment, and missed the respect part. I must be tired :P.
  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member

    hhahaha! Love that Show and I love Chuey..

    You mean Chumlee. Chuy is the little person on Chelsea Lately.

    Ow! Yes Chumlee. Now I feel silly..
  • LMT2012
    LMT2012 Posts: 697 Member
    Honestly, I find that following my state's penal code to the letter has afforded me a good life. Everything else is up for interpretation.
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    LOVE!
  • InnerConflict
    InnerConflict Posts: 1,592 Member

    hhahaha! Love that Show and I love Chuey..

    You mean Chumlee. Chuy is the little person on Chelsea Lately.

    Ow! Yes Chumlee. Now I feel silly..

    Don't. :flowerforyou: I actually hate the father & son, but gramps and chumlee are cool
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    Be Excellent to each other.

    and Party on dudes!

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  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
    1. Thou shalt not eat fewer than 1200 calories per day, or art thou find himself in starvation mode.
    2. Thou shalt not sit on their butts all day. Thou shalt burn the crap outta those calories.
    3. Thou shalt not covet another MFP member’s significant other’s wife or husband, or girlfriend, or boyfriend, or dog, or cat.
    4. Thou shalt worship no other god but Journey.
    5. Thou shalt not be a *kitten*.
    6. Thou shalt not whine, unless it’s with their cheese.
    7. Thou shalt not take any MFP member’s (or moderator's) name in vain.
    8. Thou shalt remember the rest day, and keep it wholly.
    9. Thou shalt not give up the foods she enjoys.
    10. Thou shalt not kill threads.

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