Can you lose weight if you only eat oreo cookies?
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Is this a serious question?0
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It's like Super Size Me with more weight loss...and oreos.
Super Dunk Me.0 -
Lol yes but how much muscle tone and toning up your body would Oreos do? Probably not much?! Lol
How much do vegetables tone your body?
How much do you lift? Broccoli.0 -
Yes, you could, but only on the regular oreos, not the specialty kinds and you must wash it down with exactly 9.4 ounces of milk.
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Vanilla oreos don't last around here and I can attest they make you gain weight ;30 -
in...to be a wise a#$
as long as you wash your Oreos down with raspberry ketones you will be OK
No way! Everyone knows that HCG is cleaner than raspberry ketones and more Paleo-rific!0 -
I just realized OP's profile pic is a cat humping a dog??? what the hell.....
lmao. Dude, that's two dogs.
ok so it is two dogs humping? even worse!0 -
Oreo cookies are Franken-food: zero nutrition and empty calories. You would be constantly hungry! I can give you my right arm if I'm wrong!0
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in...to be a wise a#$
as long as you wash your Oreos down with raspberry ketones you will be OK
No way! Everyone knows that HCG is cleaner than raspberry ketones and more Paleo-rific!
actually the correct method is a one week cleanse where you eat nothing but Oreos, then followed by a one week raspberry ketone cleanse, then followed by a one week face, THEN you use the HCG cleanser.....0 -
Of course. Why wouldn't you?0
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in...to be a wise a#$
as long as you wash your Oreos down with raspberry ketones you will be OK
No way! Everyone knows that HCG is cleaner than raspberry ketones and more Paleo-rific!
actually the correct method is a one week cleanse where you eat nothing but Oreos, then followed by a one week raspberry ketone cleanse, then followed by a one week face, THEN you use the HCG cleanser.....
Oh, I see how that makes perfect sense! Thank you for your wise insight!0 -
Only if you dunk them in Milk, preferably chocolate milk
the softer the cookies, the faster they are to digest, so the fat doesn't attach itself to your body.
:bigsmile: :drinker:
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in...to be a wise a#$
as long as you wash your Oreos down with raspberry ketones you will be OK
No way! Everyone knows that HCG is cleaner than raspberry ketones and more Paleo-rific!
actually the correct method is a one week cleanse where you eat nothing but Oreos, then followed by a one week raspberry ketone cleanse, then followed by a one week face, THEN you use the HCG cleanser.....
Oh, I see how that makes perfect sense! Thank you for your wise insight!
glad to be of assistance ....nice to know I am spreading a little knowledge...0 -
But I heard the "filling" is one molecule away from plastic and just turns into toxins in your colon.0
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Only if you dunk them in Milk, preferably chocolate milk
the softer the cookies, the faster they are to digest, so the fat doesn't attach itself to your body.
:bigsmile: :drinker:
It's ok if it does, though. You can always spot reduce that away!0 -
All calories are not equal. So if you eat nothing but oreas your probably going to lose weight and get fat at the same time. MACROS MACROS MACROS!!0
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lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!0
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But I heard the "filling" is one molecule away from plastic and just turns into toxins in your colon.
correct that is why you follow up with raspberry ketone cleanse....0 -
yep, and now with a side of granulated diarea!!
woohoo!0 -
Yes, 1500 calories is 1500 calories. Would you be full? Would you continue to have energy? Would your health improve or decline? Those are totally different.
This.0 -
lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!
you eat broken glass?0 -
lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!
you eat broken glass?
broken glass has calories?0 -
lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!
Are you saying eating Oreos, the most amazing packaged cookie known to man, is like eating glass?
Nonsense.0 -
lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!
What if it's on a pizza?
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lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!
you eat broken glass?
broken glass has calories?
obviously, neither of you have ever done a broken glass cleanse...
the glass fragments slice off fat from your intestinal wall which causes the fat to come out in urine form, and in feces...its a great way to get rid of the "stubborn fat" that clings to your intestinal wall ...0 -
If you are not proficient with chopsticks you might burn some extra calories using them to dunk the cookies so you will be able to eat more oreos.
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You would lose weight, but you'd also get scurvy. Fun!0
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lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!
What if it's on a pizza?
mmmm broken glass pizza...must have...0 -
Yes, 1500 calories is 1500 calories. Would you be full? Would you continue to have energy? Would your health improve or decline? Those are totally different.
This pretty much sums it up. Health and weight loss are two totally different things. You will lose weight on 1500 calories of oreo cookies, the same as 1500 calories of real food. But obviously the oreo option isn't healthy.
Ever hear of the Twinkie diet? It's real: http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/08/twinkie.diet.professor/index.html0 -
You would lose weight, but you'd also get scurvy. Fun!
That's a pretty fair trade off to have delicious Oreo cookies all the time!0 -
This pretty much sums it up. Health and weight loss are two totally different things. You will lose weight on 1500 calories of oreo cookies, the same as 1500 calories of real food. But obviously the oreo option isn't healthy.
Ever hear of the Twinkie diet? It's real: http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/08/twinkie.diet.professor/index.html
I posted the same deal...
It's crazy to think about, but definitely not something to suggest.
And really, guys, glass? It's like trading Gatorade for antifreeze! No cals, but will you die?0
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