Can you lose weight if you only eat oreo cookies?

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  • Cp731
    Cp731 Posts: 3,195 Member
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    Only if you dunk them in Milk, preferably chocolate milk
    the softer the cookies, the faster they are to digest, so the fat doesn't attach itself to your body.

    :bigsmile: :drinker: :love:
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    in...to be a wise a#$

    as long as you wash your Oreos down with raspberry ketones you will be OK

    No way! Everyone knows that HCG is cleaner than raspberry ketones and more Paleo-rific!

    actually the correct method is a one week cleanse where you eat nothing but Oreos, then followed by a one week raspberry ketone cleanse, then followed by a one week face, THEN you use the HCG cleanser.....

    Oh, I see how that makes perfect sense! Thank you for your wise insight!

    glad to be of assistance ....nice to know I am spreading a little knowledge...
  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
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    But I heard the "filling" is one molecule away from plastic and just turns into toxins in your colon.
  • IronPlayground
    IronPlayground Posts: 1,594 Member
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    Only if you dunk them in Milk, preferably chocolate milk
    the softer the cookies, the faster they are to digest, so the fat doesn't attach itself to your body.

    :bigsmile: :drinker: :love:

    It's ok if it does, though. You can always spot reduce that away!
  • j6o4
    j6o4 Posts: 871 Member
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    All calories are not equal. So if you eat nothing but oreas your probably going to lose weight and get fat at the same time. MACROS MACROS MACROS!!
  • Scrimshire446
    Scrimshire446 Posts: 13
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    lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    But I heard the "filling" is one molecule away from plastic and just turns into toxins in your colon.

    correct that is why you follow up with raspberry ketone cleanse....
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
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    yep, and now with a side of granulated diarea!!

    woohoo!
  • aloranger7708
    aloranger7708 Posts: 422 Member
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    Yes, 1500 calories is 1500 calories. Would you be full? Would you continue to have energy? Would your health improve or decline? Those are totally different.

    This.
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
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    lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!

    you eat broken glass?
  • 1ConcreteGirl
    1ConcreteGirl Posts: 3,677 Member
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    lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!

    you eat broken glass?

    broken glass has calories?
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!

    Are you saying eating Oreos, the most amazing packaged cookie known to man, is like eating glass?

    Nonsense.
  • IronPlayground
    IronPlayground Posts: 1,594 Member
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    lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!

    What if it's on a pizza?

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  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!

    you eat broken glass?

    broken glass has calories?

    obviously, neither of you have ever done a broken glass cleanse...

    the glass fragments slice off fat from your intestinal wall which causes the fat to come out in urine form, and in feces...its a great way to get rid of the "stubborn fat" that clings to your intestinal wall ...
  • weevil66
    weevil66 Posts: 600 Member
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    If you are not proficient with chopsticks you might burn some extra calories using them to dunk the cookies so you will be able to eat more oreos.
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  • coop52
    coop52 Posts: 27 Member
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    You would lose weight, but you'd also get scurvy. Fun!
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
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    lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!

    What if it's on a pizza?

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    mmmm broken glass pizza...must have...
  • LaurenAOK
    LaurenAOK Posts: 2,475 Member
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    Yes, 1500 calories is 1500 calories. Would you be full? Would you continue to have energy? Would your health improve or decline? Those are totally different.

    This pretty much sums it up. Health and weight loss are two totally different things. You will lose weight on 1500 calories of oreo cookies, the same as 1500 calories of real food. But obviously the oreo option isn't healthy.

    Ever hear of the Twinkie diet? It's real: http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/08/twinkie.diet.professor/index.html
  • craigmandu
    craigmandu Posts: 976 Member
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    You would lose weight, but you'd also get scurvy. Fun!

    That's a pretty fair trade off to have delicious Oreo cookies all the time!
  • chubbard9
    chubbard9 Posts: 565 Member
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    This pretty much sums it up. Health and weight loss are two totally different things. You will lose weight on 1500 calories of oreo cookies, the same as 1500 calories of real food. But obviously the oreo option isn't healthy.

    Ever hear of the Twinkie diet? It's real: http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/08/twinkie.diet.professor/index.html

    I posted the same deal...
    It's crazy to think about, but definitely not something to suggest.

    And really, guys, glass? It's like trading Gatorade for antifreeze! No cals, but will you die?

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