craziest thing you have done

MizAngie

I was about 8 when my friend and I stole her older brothers machete (we wanted to bush wack thro the woods and make a fort) So I pretty much cut the tip of my thumb off. Cause I was scared of my mom I didn't tell her, but got gauze and wrapped it up with tobacco ( was told it would help--I was 8 years old) It was a few days later that my mom noticed. 36 years later my thumb is a bit misshappened.

crashed a wedding,,,didn't know anyone.

crashed a long endurance horse ride. I didn't have a horse. Ended up being a vet assistant.

Went scuba diving, 100 feet below after a 1 hour lesson.

MissKais0912

i fell inlove with a STRANGER.. and had a kid with him...

luv_lea

Jumped off an old style train track tressel into the river. They say (and the signs said) it's a $50,000 fine if you get caught up there, and get taken straight to jail. So it's probably a good thing I didn't get caught.

The odd thing is that I've jumped off/out of things way more dangerous (my brother and I have always been crazy like that) but guess it's different when it's said 'not' to do it.

IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym

make gun?

Typo. I'm sure you can figure it out. If not I'll give you a few hints.

you're too kind. Where's my sarcastic font? :flowerforyou:

IzzyM210

I won't say the worst.Definitely not.....but this one time my neighbor kept reporting me to the city because he claimed my dogs were a nuisance.It was ridiculous because I'm always careful with my dogs outside bothering neighbors,I go out and get them as soon as I hear them and they never stay outside if we are not home so It was BS.I knew it was my my neighbor because he had commented about how annoying the breed of my dog was when I was out walking one. I got reports like 5 times,it was getting out of hand really.So I started sending him adult magazines in his name from dozen's of adult stores online.Needless to say,he calmed the Fk down and I haven't received notices from the city since. I'm really glad he stopped because my next step was to purchase Black Ginormous Novelties and put them in the back of his truck at night.I didn't really feel like spending money on them so I'm happy it's over.

ACepero79

I was 20 years old and owned my first house. I had a roommate and we thought it'd be cool to get one more roommate to help out with bills and whatever. I put an ad in the paper and had a pretty decent guy respond. He had a deposit, job, car, etc and seemed like an overall nice guy. To celebrate I told them I would buy us some beers and we'd chill out. Well the new guy wanted Golden Grain (for those who don't know this stuff is potent). Me and my previous roommate had never drank anything like this. So anyways I had one shot and a few beers and was working on cars that night. My other two roommates got sloppy drunk and by this time were acting ignorant. I wanted to go to bed, so we're all heading to sleep and I hear old roommate yelling at new roommate that he can't drive as he knew I didn't allow people to drive drunk. I come around the corner to see new roommate knock old roommate out cold.

So I jump down the stairs and me and new roommate start fighting which somehow ended up in the garage. I tripped and fell backwards and the new roommate got some garden shears and proceeded to try and stab me. He got me a few times in the chest but not too bad. I get to my feet and hit him with a 2x4 and proceed to bear hug him. I'm talking to him trying to get him to calm down and he's actually talking rationally and everything was all good so I let him go. Then old roommate runs in screaming "I called the cops and they're on their way!" New roommate goes "I'm not going back to prison!" to which I replied ":O" and then got hit with the same 2x4 I hit him with.

Now we're outside in the driveway and new roommate is in his car. I'm trying to stop him (why at this point I just don't know) so his driver door is open and he's in the car and pulls out a rambo knife (one side is serrated and the other is sharp) and proceeds to stab me, I locked his arm and the knife was cutting into my chest. I knock the knife loose and stab him in the leg at this point he puts the car in reverse and slams on the gas. I got trapped in the driver side door (hanging on) and my head, his car door, and an electrical box all meet at the same time. Which knocked me out, I came too when he ran over my legs. At this point I'm a bloody mess and just in bad shape. I crawl into the house and call 911. The cops come and I swear I can't make this up. I'm freaking out hyperventilating my roommate is passed out drunk and the cops go "where is the girl!" somehow in this whole mix the cops came in guns blazing because we had a meth lab and were raping girls to which I replied ":O". So the cops didn't believe our story about the new roommate and they destroyed my house looking for drugs.

When they asked me my name and what not I couldn't really talk all that well and was just in and out of consciousness. So me and my old roommate get hauled off to jail. We get thrown in the drunk tank and this guy comes up to my old roommate and goes "I like your shoes" to which he replies "Got them at payless 29.99 you can get some" to which the other guy says "Nope, I'll just take yours". I don't remember any of this I had blacked out but apparently me and the shoe snatcher got into a fight and the cops had to break it up and were taking me to solitaire. When we are in the halls I saw new roommate and just snapped I ended up fighting him and some cops and wracked up a lot of assault charges (I'm not a violent person but this guy hit me with his car and stabbed me I was mad).

So anyways..
I'm in solitaire and the only thing I can tell you is it's cold and I had lost a lot of blood so I'm freezing. I remember ripping apart the little mattress so I could lay inside of it. I came in and out of consciousness that entire night. I woke up to hearing my mom go "Where is my son of a bi*** son" and the door being opened, asked the guy if I could just stay here it was safer. When my mom saw me she went nuts my head had swelled up I was completely shredded. We immediately went to the hospital where I receive cat scans and stitches. The doc said if I would had fallen asleep I probably would had died! So the next day we go speak with the Sheriff and I had wracked up a bunch of assault charges and some against an officer (I apparently hit an officer when they were pulling me off old roommate). After looking at the hospital records and hearing the story a lot of the charges were dropped later the only one that stuck was an MUI which I agreed to because I had been drinking that night.

I found out that they arrested old roommate in my neighborhood! He had gotten lost and was trying to break into someones house. When the police asked who he was he told them "John Doe" (which is a felony didn't know that) and then when they finally figured out who he was he had a warrant for robbery in Texas so they were sending him to Texas. His mom came to the house a few days later and apologized for her son's behavior but it wasn't her fault.

Fine. You win.

BigDougie1211

I won't say the worst.Definitely not.....but this one time my neighbor kept reporting me to the city because he claimed my dogs were a nuisance.It was ridiculous because I'm always careful with my dogs outside bothering neighbors,I go out and get them as soon as I hear them and they never stay outside if we are not home so It was BS.I knew it was my my neighbor because he had commented about how annoying the breed of my dog was when I was out walking one. I got reports like 5 times,it was getting out of hand really.So I started sending him adult magazines in his name from dozen's of adult stores online.Needless to say,he calmed the Fk down and I haven't received notices from the city since. I'm really glad he stopped because my next step was to purchase Black Ginormous Novelties and put them in the back of his truck at night.I didn't really feel like spending money on them so I'm happy it's over.

Love it.

BigDougie1211

I was 20 years old and owned my first house. I had a roommate and we thought it'd be cool to get one more roommate to help out with bills and whatever. I put an ad in the paper and had a pretty decent guy respond. He had a deposit, job, car, etc and seemed like an overall nice guy. To celebrate I told them I would buy us some beers and we'd chill out. Well the new guy wanted Golden Grain (for those who don't know this stuff is potent). Me and my previous roommate had never drank anything like this. So anyways I had one shot and a few beers and was working on cars that night. My other two roommates got sloppy drunk and by this time were acting ignorant. I wanted to go to bed, so we're all heading to sleep and I hear old roommate yelling at new roommate that he can't drive as he knew I didn't allow people to drive drunk. I come around the corner to see new roommate knock old roommate out cold.

So I jump down the stairs and me and new roommate start fighting which somehow ended up in the garage. I tripped and fell backwards and the new roommate got some garden shears and proceeded to try and stab me. He got me a few times in the chest but not too bad. I get to my feet and hit him with a 2x4 and proceed to bear hug him. I'm talking to him trying to get him to calm down and he's actually talking rationally and everything was all good so I let him go. Then old roommate runs in screaming "I called the cops and they're on their way!" New roommate goes "I'm not going back to prison!" to which I replied ":O" and then got hit with the same 2x4 I hit him with.

Now we're outside in the driveway and new roommate is in his car. I'm trying to stop him (why at this point I just don't know) so his driver door is open and he's in the car and pulls out a rambo knife (one side is serrated and the other is sharp) and proceeds to stab me, I locked his arm and the knife was cutting into my chest. I knock the knife loose and stab him in the leg at this point he puts the car in reverse and slams on the gas. I got trapped in the driver side door (hanging on) and my head, his car door, and an electrical box all meet at the same time. Which knocked me out, I came too when he ran over my legs. At this point I'm a bloody mess and just in bad shape. I crawl into the house and call 911. The cops come and I swear I can't make this up. I'm freaking out hyperventilating my roommate is passed out drunk and the cops go "where is the girl!" somehow in this whole mix the cops came in guns blazing because we had a meth lab and were raping girls to which I replied ":O". So the cops didn't believe our story about the new roommate and they destroyed my house looking for drugs.

When they asked me my name and what not I couldn't really talk all that well and was just in and out of consciousness. So me and my old roommate get hauled off to jail. We get thrown in the drunk tank and this guy comes up to my old roommate and goes "I like your shoes" to which he replies "Got them at payless 29.99 you can get some" to which the other guy says "Nope, I'll just take yours". I don't remember any of this I had blacked out but apparently me and the shoe snatcher got into a fight and the cops had to break it up and were taking me to solitaire. When we are in the halls I saw new roommate and just snapped I ended up fighting him and some cops and wracked up a lot of assault charges (I'm not a violent person but this guy hit me with his car and stabbed me I was mad).

So anyways..
I'm in solitaire and the only thing I can tell you is it's cold and I had lost a lot of blood so I'm freezing. I remember ripping apart the little mattress so I could lay inside of it. I came in and out of consciousness that entire night. I woke up to hearing my mom go "Where is my son of a bi*** son" and the door being opened, asked the guy if I could just stay here it was safer. When my mom saw me she went nuts my head had swelled up I was completely shredded. We immediately went to the hospital where I receive cat scans and stitches. The doc said if I would had fallen asleep I probably would had died! So the next day we go speak with the Sheriff and I had wracked up a bunch of assault charges and some against an officer (I apparently hit an officer when they were pulling me off old roommate). After looking at the hospital records and hearing the story a lot of the charges were dropped later the only one that stuck was an MUI which I agreed to because I had been drinking that night.

I found out that they arrested old roommate in my neighborhood! He had gotten lost and was trying to break into someones house. When the police asked who he was he told them "John Doe" (which is a felony didn't know that) and then when they finally figured out who he was he had a warrant for robbery in Texas so they were sending him to Texas. His mom came to the house a few days later and apologized for her son's behavior but it wasn't her fault.

Is that not an episode of the Fall Guy?

bloominheck

This weekend went out to dinner with friends. I didnt eat my dessert because I was full, and it was chocolate. CRAZY!!!!! :huh:

vtmoon

I was 20 years old and owned my first house. I had a roommate and we thought it'd be cool to get one more roommate to help out with bills and whatever. I put an ad in the paper and had a pretty decent guy respond. He had a deposit, job, car, etc and seemed like an overall nice guy. To celebrate I told them I would buy us some beers and we'd chill out. Well the new guy wanted Golden Grain (for those who don't know this stuff is potent). Me and my previous roommate had never drank anything like this. So anyways I had one shot and a few beers and was working on cars that night. My other two roommates got sloppy drunk and by this time were acting ignorant. I wanted to go to bed, so we're all heading to sleep and I hear old roommate yelling at new roommate that he can't drive as he knew I didn't allow people to drive drunk. I come around the corner to see new roommate knock old roommate out cold.

So I jump down the stairs and me and new roommate start fighting which somehow ended up in the garage. I tripped and fell backwards and the new roommate got some garden shears and proceeded to try and stab me. He got me a few times in the chest but not too bad. I get to my feet and hit him with a 2x4 and proceed to bear hug him. I'm talking to him trying to get him to calm down and he's actually talking rationally and everything was all good so I let him go. Then old roommate runs in screaming "I called the cops and they're on their way!" New roommate goes "I'm not going back to prison!" to which I replied ":O" and then got hit with the same 2x4 I hit him with.

Now we're outside in the driveway and new roommate is in his car. I'm trying to stop him (why at this point I just don't know) so his driver door is open and he's in the car and pulls out a rambo knife (one side is serrated and the other is sharp) and proceeds to stab me, I locked his arm and the knife was cutting into my chest. I knock the knife loose and stab him in the leg at this point he puts the car in reverse and slams on the gas. I got trapped in the driver side door (hanging on) and my head, his car door, and an electrical box all meet at the same time. Which knocked me out, I came too when he ran over my legs. At this point I'm a bloody mess and just in bad shape. I crawl into the house and call 911. The cops come and I swear I can't make this up. I'm freaking out hyperventilating my roommate is passed out drunk and the cops go "where is the girl!" somehow in this whole mix the cops came in guns blazing because we had a meth lab and were raping girls to which I replied ":O". So the cops didn't believe our story about the new roommate and they destroyed my house looking for drugs.

When they asked me my name and what not I couldn't really talk all that well and was just in and out of consciousness. So me and my old roommate get hauled off to jail. We get thrown in the drunk tank and this guy comes up to my old roommate and goes "I like your shoes" to which he replies "Got them at payless 29.99 you can get some" to which the other guy says "Nope, I'll just take yours". I don't remember any of this I had blacked out but apparently me and the shoe snatcher got into a fight and the cops had to break it up and were taking me to solitaire. When we are in the halls I saw new roommate and just snapped I ended up fighting him and some cops and wracked up a lot of assault charges (I'm not a violent person but this guy hit me with his car and stabbed me I was mad).

So anyways..
I'm in solitaire and the only thing I can tell you is it's cold and I had lost a lot of blood so I'm freezing. I remember ripping apart the little mattress so I could lay inside of it. I came in and out of consciousness that entire night. I woke up to hearing my mom go "Where is my son of a bi*** son" and the door being opened, asked the guy if I could just stay here it was safer. When my mom saw me she went nuts my head had swelled up I was completely shredded. We immediately went to the hospital where I receive cat scans and stitches. The doc said if I would had fallen asleep I probably would had died! So the next day we go speak with the Sheriff and I had wracked up a bunch of assault charges and some against an officer (I apparently hit an officer when they were pulling me off old roommate). After looking at the hospital records and hearing the story a lot of the charges were dropped later the only one that stuck was an MUI which I agreed to because I had been drinking that night.

I found out that they arrested old roommate in my neighborhood! He had gotten lost and was trying to break into someones house. When the police asked who he was he told them "John Doe" (which is a felony didn't know that) and then when they finally figured out who he was he had a warrant for robbery in Texas so they were sending him to Texas. His mom came to the house a few days later and apologized for her son's behavior but it wasn't her fault.

wait a minute! I thought you and old roommate got arrested at the same time when the cops came looking for the girls & the drugs. How come that your old roommate got arrested again being lost? or was that a typo and you meant new roommate?

ravenbard

Now that was crazy.... lol .. glad you are still together...

Mine wasn't that crazy but my husband was the only blind date I ever went on and we are still together today after many many moons. Congrats to you

Capt_Inzane

I was 20 years old and owned my first house. I had a roommate and we thought it'd be cool to get one more roommate to help out with bills and whatever. I put an ad in the paper and had a pretty decent guy respond. He had a deposit, job, car, etc and seemed like an overall nice guy. To celebrate I told them I would buy us some beers and we'd chill out. Well the new guy wanted Golden Grain (for those who don't know this stuff is potent). Me and my previous roommate had never drank anything like this. So anyways I had one shot and a few beers and was working on cars that night. My other two roommates got sloppy drunk and by this time were acting ignorant. I wanted to go to bed, so we're all heading to sleep and I hear old roommate yelling at new roommate that he can't drive as he knew I didn't allow people to drive drunk. I come around the corner to see new roommate knock old roommate out cold.

So I jump down the stairs and me and new roommate start fighting which somehow ended up in the garage. I tripped and fell backwards and the new roommate got some garden shears and proceeded to try and stab me. He got me a few times in the chest but not too bad. I get to my feet and hit him with a 2x4 and proceed to bear hug him. I'm talking to him trying to get him to calm down and he's actually talking rationally and everything was all good so I let him go. Then old roommate runs in screaming "I called the cops and they're on their way!" New roommate goes "I'm not going back to prison!" to which I replied ":O" and then got hit with the same 2x4 I hit him with.

Now we're outside in the driveway and new roommate is in his car. I'm trying to stop him (why at this point I just don't know) so his driver door is open and he's in the car and pulls out a rambo knife (one side is serrated and the other is sharp) and proceeds to stab me, I locked his arm and the knife was cutting into my chest. I knock the knife loose and stab him in the leg at this point he puts the car in reverse and slams on the gas. I got trapped in the driver side door (hanging on) and my head, his car door, and an electrical box all meet at the same time. Which knocked me out, I came too when he ran over my legs. At this point I'm a bloody mess and just in bad shape. I crawl into the house and call 911. The cops come and I swear I can't make this up. I'm freaking out hyperventilating my roommate is passed out drunk and the cops go "where is the girl!" somehow in this whole mix the cops came in guns blazing because we had a meth lab and were raping girls to which I replied ":O". So the cops didn't believe our story about the new roommate and they destroyed my house looking for drugs.

When they asked me my name and what not I couldn't really talk all that well and was just in and out of consciousness. So me and my old roommate get hauled off to jail. We get thrown in the drunk tank and this guy comes up to my old roommate and goes "I like your shoes" to which he replies "Got them at payless 29.99 you can get some" to which the other guy says "Nope, I'll just take yours". I don't remember any of this I had blacked out but apparently me and the shoe snatcher got into a fight and the cops had to break it up and were taking me to solitaire. When we are in the halls I saw new roommate and just snapped I ended up fighting him and some cops and wracked up a lot of assault charges (I'm not a violent person but this guy hit me with his car and stabbed me I was mad).

So anyways..
I'm in solitaire and the only thing I can tell you is it's cold and I had lost a lot of blood so I'm freezing. I remember ripping apart the little mattress so I could lay inside of it. I came in and out of consciousness that entire night. I woke up to hearing my mom go "Where is my son of a bi*** son" and the door being opened, asked the guy if I could just stay here it was safer. When my mom saw me she went nuts my head had swelled up I was completely shredded. We immediately went to the hospital where I receive cat scans and stitches. The doc said if I would had fallen asleep I probably would had died! So the next day we go speak with the Sheriff and I had wracked up a bunch of assault charges and some against an officer (I apparently hit an officer when they were pulling me off old roommate). After looking at the hospital records and hearing the story a lot of the charges were dropped later the only one that stuck was an MUI which I agreed to because I had been drinking that night.

I found out that they arrested old roommate in my neighborhood! He had gotten lost and was trying to break into someones house. When the police asked who he was he told them "John Doe" (which is a felony didn't know that) and then when they finally figured out who he was he had a warrant for robbery in Texas so they were sending him to Texas. His mom came to the house a few days later and apologized for her son's behavior but it wasn't her fault.

wait a minute! I thought you and old roommate got arrested at the same time when the cops came looking for the girls & the drugs. How come that your old roommate got arrested again being lost? or was that a typo and you meant new roommate?

Sorry typo me and old roommate were in jail and new roommate got arrested for being lost will go back and fix it.
Was hard to keep up with typing old and new I shoulda just gave them names lol

Bekebab

I was 17, snuck out of my parents house at 3am to go have sex in a field in December. . . Does that count for anything? ^O^

IzzyM210

Stold something from Goodwill :embarassed: It was an accident lmao :laugh: Promise.

vtmoon

wait a minute! I thought you and old roommate got arrested at the same time when the cops came looking for the girls & the drugs. How come that your old roommate got arrested again being lost? or was that a typo and you meant new roommate?

Sorry typo me and old roommate were in jail and new roommate got arrested for being lost will go back and fix it.
Was hard to keep up with typing old and new I shoulda just gave them names lol

I figured just wanted to make sure the story didn't have an even crazier twist, like you being so drunk that you didn't realize which roommate was which.

AlongCame_Molly

Menage a trois for four days with 2 air force guys I met in Turkey. :blushing:

IzzyM210

Got kicked off a bus in Mexico for trying to save some mula on fare,It was quite embarrasing.It was my sister's fault actually as she didn't sound like a mexican national when they asked where she was from.Lol So there she goes being escorted off the bus by border patrol... then my brother gets up following her and then ofcourse the rest of us...We made her pay the extra money and caught another bus.That was over 15 years ago and we still tease her asking her where she is from in spanish lol

Cp731

Waited for a guy to change his mind about me. What a fuqing waste of time.

xvxCelticWandererxvx

Crazy, daring or just as it should be? Hmmmm ...

Short story is: Hopped a plane by myself in one country, two continents and three countries later met someone finally face to face and spent a wild week and a half together.