Calvin and Hobbes...
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I want to know how Calvin changed his font in speech...4
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It snowed last night. Highways are closed around here, but school buses are still running.
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I've heard people need to be careful of the Ouija Board lest they contact dark spirits... I'm sure Hobbes would keep Calvin safe but still...3
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Heh... Clearly, the great Ouija Board has a sense of humour...6
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I'm not sure whether an Ouija Board is a good substitute for a computer...3
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What? No chewing tobacco?? The indignity!!6
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Calvinzilla!! Run for your life!!8
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I don't know if anyone has posted this, but I thought it was cute.
The title is Creative Smowmen That Would Make Calvin & Hobbes Proud
http://themindcircle.com/creative-snowman-ideas/3 -
I don't know if anyone has posted this, but I thought it was cute.
The title is Creative Smowmen That Would Make Calvin & Hobbes Proud
http://themindcircle.com/creative-snowman-ideas/
I saw those on Facebook but it hasn't been added to this thread before.2 -
Thank you for the link to the snowmen!1
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Unless it's the ghost librarian from Ghostbusters. Her fine is slime. Mind you, I'm talking the original Ghostbusters. I haven't seen the redux version and I'm unlikely to do so. Political correctness offends me.4
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Unless it's the ghost librarian from Ghostbusters. Her fine is slime. Mind you, I'm talking the original Ghostbusters. I haven't seen the redux version and I'm unlikely to do so. Political correctness offends me.
I run a science library and keep this on the wall above the copier.5 -
The sneeze goes out your ears...3
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A Letter from Santa
by Bill Watterson (from There's Treasure Everywhere)
My hands were all shaky,
my face had gone pale.
A letter from santa
just arrived in the mail!
It was hand written
in old fashioned ink pen.
It was handsomely printed
and dated twelve ten.
"Dear Calvin," it said,
"I'm writing because
this year I've repealed
my naughty nice laws.
So now I urge you:
Be vulgar and crude!
I like it when children
are boorish and rude!
Burp at the table!
Gargle your peas!
Never say 'Thank you,'
'your welcome,' or
'please.'
Talk back to your mother!
Don't do as your told!
Stick your tongue out
at your dad if he scolds!
Drive everyone crazy,
I really don't care!
Act like a jerk,
anytime, anywhere!
I'm changing the rules!
The BAD girls and boys
will be, from now on,
the ones who get toys!
Good little kids make
me sick, its no joke.
Sincerely, Signed Santa."
...And then I awoke.
I hate being good
(or trying to fake it).
Six days until Christmas!
I don't think I'll make it.3 -
A Letter from Santa
by Bill Watterson (from There's Treasure Everywhere)
My hands were all shaky,
my face had gone pale.
A letter from santa
just arrived in the mail!
It was hand written
in old fashioned ink pen.
It was handsomely printed
and dated twelve ten.
"Dear Calvin," it said,
"I'm writing because
this year I've repealed
my naughty nice laws.
So now I urge you:
Be vulgar and crude!
I like it when children
are boorish and rude!
Burp at the table!
Gargle your peas!
Never say 'Thank you,'
'your welcome,' or
'please.'
Talk back to your mother!
Don't do as your told!
Stick your tongue out
at your dad if he scolds!
Drive everyone crazy,
I really don't care!
Act like a jerk,
anytime, anywhere!
I'm changing the rules!
The BAD girls and boys
will be, from now on,
the ones who get toys!
Good little kids make
me sick, its no joke.
Sincerely, Signed Santa."
...And then I awoke.
I hate being good
(or trying to fake it).
Six days until Christmas!
I don't think I'll make it.
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Making gifts shows you care, right?3
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