If you could eat any animal.....

feast4dabeast
feast4dabeast Posts: 96 Member
What would it be? I would love to try penguin :) I love penguins but would still like to eat one
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  • IronAddict86
    IronAddict86 Posts: 708
    A Silver Back Gorilla. Imagine the protein intake with all that sheer muscle!!! That would be a bad *kitten* bulk food.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    What would it be? I would love to try penguin :) I love penguins but would still like to eat one

    Liar. I'd rather learn how not to eat them since I love them and have a dog and a cat but maybe elk I'd try.
  • feast4dabeast
    feast4dabeast Posts: 96 Member
    A Silver Back Gorilla. Imagine the protein intake with all that sheer muscle!!! That would be a bad *kitten* bulk food.

    He's just a snack mate :)
  • feast4dabeast
    feast4dabeast Posts: 96 Member
    What would it be? I would love to try penguin :) I love penguins but would still like to eat one

    Liar. I'd rather learn how not to eat them since I love them and have a dog and a cat but maybe elk I'd try.

    Let's go Korean - get the dog on the BBQ
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    People
  • TikiTony13
    TikiTony13 Posts: 323
    great white shark!
  • Velum_cado
    Velum_cado Posts: 1,608 Member
    I really want to find somewhere I can buy horse meat.

    The Tesco sausages in my freezer don't count. (Cheap, easy joke, I know, but seriously. Horse meat.)
  • cjs3001
    cjs3001 Posts: 273 Member
    People

    Seconded.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I eat lamb, goat, chicken, cow, buffalo and camel. I think thats enough for me...
  • feast4dabeast
    feast4dabeast Posts: 96 Member
    People

    Seconded.

    tasty ladies :$
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    kamen, crocodile or aligator. its white meat. looks amazing.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I'd be really interested to find out what woolly mammoth and woolly rhino taste like, but they're extinct.
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    I eat camel.

    pfff. camel, the only good eats are the toes.

    a thank you.
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    I'd be really interested to find out what woolly mammoth and woolly rhino taste like, but they're extinct.

    the mammoth could be coming back, they found a new carcass of one that had blood frozen in it so its possible they might be able to clone them.

    it will be on shelves quicksmart.
  • feast4dabeast
    feast4dabeast Posts: 96 Member
    I eat camel.

    pfff. camel, the only good eats are the toes.

    a thank you.

    naughty naughty
  • emergencytennis
    emergencytennis Posts: 864 Member
    I have eaten giant clam while living in a Fijian village and it was superb.

    It is protected in Australia, a ruling I completely agree with, given that it is a reef species and threatened by global warming. It was very tasty, though...
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I'd be really interested to find out what woolly mammoth and woolly rhino taste like, but they're extinct.

    the mammoth could be coming back, they found a new carcass of one that had blood frozen in it so its possible they might be able to clone them.

    it will be on shelves quicksmart.

    If they did, there'd be only one of whatever gender this frozen one is, and no-one would be allowed to eat it.
  • feast4dabeast
    feast4dabeast Posts: 96 Member
    I'd be really interested to find out what woolly mammoth and woolly rhino taste like, but they're extinct.

    the mammoth could be coming back, they found a new carcass of one that had blood frozen in it so its possible they might be able to clone them.

    it will be on shelves quicksmart.

    If they did, there'd be only one of whatever gender this frozen one is, and no-one would be allowed to eat it.

    what kind of sauce would you put with it?
  • emergencytennis
    emergencytennis Posts: 864 Member
    I'd be really interested to find out what woolly mammoth and woolly rhino taste like, but they're extinct.

    the mammoth could be coming back, they found a new carcass of one that had blood frozen in it so its possible they might be able to clone them.

    it will be on shelves quicksmart.

    If they did, there'd be only one of whatever gender this frozen one is, and no-one would be allowed to eat it.

    If you can clone it, you can clone it again. And again. The only limits are the market, demand and supply.

    I reckon mammoth and rhino would just taste like horse. Grazers, all.
  • ziggiezambi
    ziggiezambi Posts: 253
    A lion, just to show all high and mighty "king of the jungle" whose boss!!! xD
  • feast4dabeast
    feast4dabeast Posts: 96 Member
    A lion, just to show all high and mighty "king of the jungle" whose boss!!! xD

    yummy I had zebra once mmmm
  • emergencytennis
    emergencytennis Posts: 864 Member
    Why is it that land herbivores taste great but land carnivores taste bad? The best seafood are the carnivores; tuna, trevally.
  • ziggiezambi
    ziggiezambi Posts: 253
    The wildest I ever tried was kangaroo jerky, best jerky I’ve ever had. If I lived in Australia there wouldn’t be any kangaroos left. xD
  • rhea420
    rhea420 Posts: 68
    would eat a very cute and furry cat! Hoping that I'll turn into Catwoman.. haha!
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    I hear hippo tastes like a combination of vomit and piss. Just thought you should know. :ohwell:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I'd be really interested to find out what woolly mammoth and woolly rhino taste like, but they're extinct.

    the mammoth could be coming back, they found a new carcass of one that had blood frozen in it so its possible they might be able to clone them.

    it will be on shelves quicksmart.

    If they did, there'd be only one of whatever gender this frozen one is, and no-one would be allowed to eat it.

    If you can clone it, you can clone it again. And again. The only limits are the market, demand and supply.

    I reckon mammoth and rhino would just taste like horse. Grazers, all.

    cloning it involves it growing in the womb of a female, they're quite a bit bigger than modern elephants, so not sure if an elephant would be able to give birth to a viable newborn mammoth. And where are you going to get all the milk to feed it with? An elephant can probably feed it, but it'll take a long time to grow to maturity. If it's female it can give birth to more clones, if it's male then you'll have to rely on elephants to make more clones. It's not at all cost effective, and would never work economically as a source of food. They take too long to grow.

    For conservation purposes, you'd need to clone an entire herd or maybe several herds, to get enough diversity for a viable population that will thrive. And for conservation purposes they'd be classified as an endangered species and would be illegal to eat.

    Elephant is more closely related to pig, so it would probably taste more like bacon. They have a high fat content, unlike zebra meat which is very lean. Not sure how closely rhinos are related to elephants but probably it would taste more like an elephant than a zebra, due to the high fat content. Some early humans ate hippos too, also very fatty, also probably tasted rather like bacon. *awaits MFP bacon gifs*
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    I hear hippo tastes like a combination of vomit and piss. Just thought you should know. :ohwell:

    your ancestors ate hippo: http://cavepeopleandstuff.wordpress.com/2012/11/01/the-reality-of-palaeolithic-diets/
  • patentguru
    patentguru Posts: 312 Member
    Why is it that land herbivores taste great but land carnivores taste bad? The best seafood are the carnivores; tuna, trevally.

    Partially true. In documentaries, when the cannibals are questioned they universally state that human meat is the sweetest of all. Thus, omnivores taste best.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    I hear hippo tastes like a combination of vomit and piss. Just thought you should know. :ohwell:

    your ancestors ate hippo: http://cavepeopleandstuff.wordpress.com/2012/11/01/the-reality-of-palaeolithic-diets/

    No. My ancestors ate your ancestors.
  • nikilis
    nikilis Posts: 2,305 Member
    I eat camel.

    pfff. camel, the only good eats are the toes.

    a thank you.

    naughty naughty

    hahaha. yeh. lol.