If you could eat any animal.....

melindasuefritz

wow just wow.............................

melindasuefritz

frog legs
maybe gater

neandermagnon

I hear hippo tastes like a combination of vomit and piss. Just thought you should know. :ohwell:

your ancestors ate hippo: http://cavepeopleandstuff.wordpress.com/2012/11/01/the-reality-of-palaeolithic-diets/

No. My ancestors ate your ancestors.

is your avatar a bear? cause neanderthals ate bears (although sometimes bears ate neanderthals, there was a power struggle going on there)

Piratus Furrus Hippotatus.

Homo sapiens ancestors ate piratus furrus Hoppotatus ancestors. :drinker:

All lies. Your ancestors drowned because we stole your ships. :drinker:

Ships are irrelevant to the point as they weren't used until the mesolithic era. (although some people think that some Homo erectuses built ships but I call BS on that until someone can demonstrate how you can build a ship with the level of technology Homo erectus had, because if even a Homo sapiens can't build a ship with that level of technology Homo erectus certainly couldn't)

Humans ate hippos. Hippos did not eat humans. Quad erat demonstrandum and all that. :drinker:

Exactly. Us hippo pirates were sailing the seven seas before you'd even worked out that wood floats. So you couldn't even catch us let alone eat us.

okay fine, then Homo sapiens ancestors ate the ancestors of your slower cousins who didn't sail the seven seas, and instead just loafed around in African rivers waiting to get impaled on middle palaeolithic spears and cooked on an open fire.

darrensurrey

I hear hippo tastes like a combination of vomit and piss. Just thought you should know. :ohwell:

your ancestors ate hippo: http://cavepeopleandstuff.wordpress.com/2012/11/01/the-reality-of-palaeolithic-diets/

No. My ancestors ate your ancestors.

is your avatar a bear? cause neanderthals ate bears (although sometimes bears ate neanderthals, there was a power struggle going on there)

Piratus Furrus Hippotatus.

Homo sapiens ancestors ate piratus furrus Hoppotatus ancestors. :drinker:

All lies. Your ancestors drowned because we stole your ships. :drinker:

Ships are irrelevant to the point as they weren't used until the mesolithic era. (although some people think that some Homo erectuses built ships but I call BS on that until someone can demonstrate how you can build a ship with the level of technology Homo erectus had, because if even a Homo sapiens can't build a ship with that level of technology Homo erectus certainly couldn't)

Humans ate hippos. Hippos did not eat humans. Quad erat demonstrandum and all that. :drinker:

Exactly. Us hippo pirates were sailing the seven seas before you'd even worked out that wood floats. So you couldn't even catch us let alone eat us.

okay fine, then Homo sapiens ancestors ate the ancestors of your slower cousins who didn't sail the seven seas, and instead just loafed around in African rivers waiting to get impaled on middle palaeolithic spears and cooked on an open fire.

They were put there to lure our food in.

karl39x

Unicorn sounds delicious. My next choice would be human.

mhcoss

wooly mammoth

brower47

This one:

A large dairy animal approached Zaphod Beeblebrox's table,
a large fat meaty quadruped of the bovine type with
large watery eyes, small horns and what might almost have
been an ingratiating smile on its lips.

'Good evening', it lowed and sat back heavily on its haunches,
'I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in the parts
of my body?'

It harrumphed and gurgled a bit, wriggled its hind quarters in
to a more comfortable position and gazed peacefully at them.

Its gaze was met by looks of startled bewilderment from
Arthur and Trillian, a resigned shrug from Ford Prefect and
naked hunger from Zaphod Beeblebrox.

'Something off the shoulder perhaps?' suggested the animal,
'Braised in a white wine sauce?'

'Er, your shoulder?' said Arthur in a horrified whisper.

'But naturallymy shoulder, sir,' mooed the animal contentedly,
'nobody else's is mine to offer.'

Zaphod leapt to his feet and started prodding and feeling
the animal's shoulder appreciatively.

The_Enginerd

Unicorn. It's hard to find in these parts though. Horse, marinated under a rainbow, and dusted with candy sprinkles, is a pretty close facsimile.

I had a feeling that someone would say it eventually. :sad:

Unicorn tears to wash it all down, yes!

twinketta

What would it be? I would love to try penguin I love penguins but would still like to eat one

I would eat a feast4dabeast because he is picking on cute n fluffy animals and you sound like a feast 4 dis beast :mad:

jennifershoo

Steroid cow.

Ew!!! ROFL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

6spdeg

kobe beef is what i'd really like.. if i could only afford it lol. 200.00 for 10 oz... there's an eel that is 2000.00 a lb.

SoViLicious

This is sick... no one eats animals. You sleep with them.

Erika1962

I really want to find somewhere I can buy horse meat.

The Tesco sausages in my freezer don't count. (Cheap, easy joke, I know, but seriously. Horse meat.)

Horse Meat is absolutely delicious! Look at those goodies! :drinker:

http://www.pferdemetzgerei-veit.de/produkte.htm

SchroederNJ

Kangaroo is next on my list. Found a place that sells it ground cam thinking tacos

Ben2118

I really want to find somewhere I can buy horse meat.

The Tesco sausages in my freezer don't count. (Cheap, easy joke, I know, but seriously. Horse meat.)

The US MFP's are gonna be like......huh!?! o_O lol

Ashwee87

Pterodactyl....deep fried southern style...mmmmmm

bloominheck

kamen, crocodile or aligator. its white meat. looks amazing.

This^

liznsmith

I really want to find somewhere I can buy horse meat.

The Tesco sausages in my freezer don't count. (Cheap, easy joke, I know, but seriously. Horse meat.)

The US MFP's are gonna be like......huh!?! o_O lol

I haven't been to a Tesco's in years!! Used to walk to one every other day. Some of us Yanks travel.

I'd eat ugly animals so that they'd become extinct and there'd be more room for the cute ones!!

meshashesha2012

bald eagle seems like it would be tasty as hell

tonyoconnor129

I believe the silverback is actually vegetarian.
just sayin...

salladeve

I might try the neighbors dog if he doesn't stop that incessant barking all night long! :noway: :explode: :noway:

Prplhead

Whatever she's grilling:

BOOMaggedon

I remember watching a lot of westerns with my dad as a kid. They'd be cooking up snake. I always wondered what that would taste like.

Prplhead

I remember watching a lot of westerns with my dad as a kid. They'd be cooking up snake. I always wondered what that would taste like.

Chicken.

darrensurrey

I remember watching a lot of westerns with my dad as a kid. They'd be cooking up snake. I always wondered what that would taste like.

Nature's sausage.

whierd

Unicorn.

What316

A dodo starter followed by unicorn then T. rex with cream

MizTerry

I'm thinking....I'm open for camel.

Prettymisssparkles

Stop tryin to eat teh unicorns!:grumble:

traceytwink

I eat camel.

pfff. camel, the only good eats are the toes.

a thank you.

naughty naughty

Hahahahahahahahaha