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We broke up because...
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Her legs were better than mine0
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Caught me cheating!0
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Caught him cheating with cheetos0
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Stole my chips0
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didn't let me cheat.0
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The Doctor told him no greasy foods! he wanted to cheat on his diet and I cared too much!0
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She was so nosy about my nutrition0
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picked nose all day long0
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Judged me about picking my nose0
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She was so picky!0
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Picked on me0
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was too sensitive.0
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Was too rough!0
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didn't like it rough.0
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Didn't like me spanking her0
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Put me in a leg lock when I wanted to run away0
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her internet was too slow0
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Wouldnt buy me a new computer and was too cheap for high speed!0
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She wanted me to become a pro cuddler?0
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still used computer in smart phone age.0
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Would never get off his phone.0
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leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »still used computer in smart phone age.
Lies lies lies0 -
EnrgizerBnny wrote: »leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »still used computer in smart phone age.
Lies lies lies
she was a man, lied about her gender :-p0 -
We always fought about who had the better legs and he won!0
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She disrupted my beauty sleep0
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slept too much.0
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leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »EnrgizerBnny wrote: »leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »still used computer in smart phone age.
Lies lies lies
she was a man, lied about her gender :-p
He discovered my deep dark secret
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EnrgizerBnny wrote: »leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »EnrgizerBnny wrote: »leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »still used computer in smart phone age.
Lies lies lies
she was a man, lied about her gender :-p
He discovered my deep dark secret
Wanted me to fight some dark lord.0 -
We're breaking up!!! 0 -
Kept too many secrets0
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