We broke up because...

EnrgizerBnny

Demanded all my attention

blu_de_ville

Didn't want to watch me sleep

EnrgizerBnny

Couldn't keep my eyes open all night for her

Yogi_warrior

she couldn't keep up with me in bed

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Woke up to find me playing with her hair and was creeped out

EnrgizerBnny

leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »

she couldn't keep up with me in bed

He slept too long and I was ready to go

EnrgizerBnny

Michael_Lucas wrote: »

Woke up to find me playing with her hair and was creeped out

I actually love that

Yogi_warrior

she wanted go out.

EnrgizerBnny

He lived in his mothers basement and wanted to only stay in

Yogi_warrior

she confused me with some other guy who lived in mothers basement.

JoeBeast0838

Didnt like me watching

macrawford251

Great in bed, not so much in the head.

JoeBeast0838

Not a cuddler

0xNikkix0

He had a cooler hair style than me, and I just couldn't take that.

slimgirljo15

I wasn't happy about the crabs she came home with...and they were not the eating kind

MissRheingold

she put old bay seasoning on those crabs, though

Hea1thyGam3r

Didn't understand that Old Bay goes on everything.

JSurita3

He put Old Bay on my cheesecake.

slimgirljo15

Was a picky eater

Fvaisey

She wouldn't believe me when I said how cute she was with glasses... Hey, I don't joke about stuff like that!

RunTimer

kept asking me to wear glasses

slimgirljo15

I broke 4 paddles on him and still he wanted it harder

RunTimer

refused to barehand me

slimgirljo15

Didn't understand my hand got sore

bigtone89

she drank my bourbon

slimgirljo15

Wouldnt share his licker

bigtone89

beer's ok but lick-her is quicker

Timshel_

Tone was smaller than advertised

bigtone89

omg, that is funny....you got me

slimgirljo15

Kept his balls in his pocket