We broke up because...
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i slapped a girl on the a** while walking by0
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Had idle hands, too much trouble.0
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kept insistent on massage0
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He kept trying to dip me in chocolate!0
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She was alergic to chocolate0
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she was allergic to me0
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He contained tons of allergens0
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He laughed when I sneezed.0
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saw his sketch on Americas Most Wanted0
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Alisontheice wrote: »He laughed when I sneezed.
She kept sneezing all of the time and it kept me in stitches.saw his sketch on Americas Most Wanted
I kept trying to tell him that was a sketch of my evil twin0 -
I was embarrassed because when he got wet I couldn't dry him off0
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Dude was just way too animated , and I couldn't tell him from his evil twin bro0
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He never wore a shirt. Like even when it was -15 always went shirtless0
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She had a thing about people always wearing clothes, even though we were living in a nudist colony0
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He was a bit too black and white0
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He's all thumbs.0
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Thought my protein farts were Intentional and saw it as competition... Failed to realize i was benching and she was my spot.... I almost died0
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Pfft...thought he could out-fart me.....guess I got the last laugh! Hey -slap, slap...wake up!!!0
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She was slapping me Nd laughing as the barbell was snapping my neck0
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He never broke up with his ex...also brain damaged from too much fart sniffing
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She didn't seem to have a problem with all of the gassiness0
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He stunk to high heaven, I think he's part skunk!0
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My shoe squeaked and he ran for the door like a little girl0
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She looked like a 2 year old when she drove. People thought I Was robbing the cradle0
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I was jealous of her legs0
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I was invisible to her when it came to ali!0
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She thought she was invisible and got arrested for walking into a bank Vault Nude!0
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Would never be the Bonnie to my Clyde0
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she didn't appreciate my early withdrawals
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