We broke up because...

kjm3579

She had too many tattoos of Bertha

PewterSky

I was too sick and tired of all this Bertha nonsense! He wasn't getting over that woman.

freak4iron

PewterSky wrote: »

I was too sick and tired of all this Bertha nonsense! He wasn't getting over that woman.

Thought it was funny to joke about me missing my mother Bertha

Alisontheice

He wouldn't do my math homework, he claimed to be a rebel

PewterSky

I messed up, clearly. Also got him the wrong birthday present.

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kjm3579

Kept finding her in other peoples beds

Timshel_

Kept telling me mah Starbucks should be "skinny".
Dun mess wit mah coffee biotch!

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Alisontheice

I couldn't understand him when he spoke

freak4iron

She called me an idiot when I got her. 98% on her homework, then she lit up a doobie

slimgirljo15

He got 98% on a first graders homework....sheesh talk about slow

RunTimer

he saw color as an obstacle

Ashkea76

I was jealous of all the attention he received from other women. They always touch his butt. When I am standing RIGHT there?!?

BigDougie1211

Exhaustion

RunTimer

He was ironically monikered

BigDougie1211

RunTimer wrote: »

He was ironically monikered

Kudos.

RunTimer

And had a great sense of humor

TexasBeauty89

She wasn't supportive

RunTimer

she thought i had a vagina

freak4iron

Kept wearing banana hammocks in public

DarthMetalHead

Didn't like my Public farting

RunTimer

couldn't count pass four

FabulousFantasticFifty

Expected me to time him every time so he could try to beat his previous record!

kjm3579

Kept track of everything we did and constantly posted achievement records -- I didn't mind on some things but our love life details......

TSith

He kept asking me to skip the gym...

RunTimer

Biceps were bigger than mine

SuperSnoopy

He's too possessive

PewterSky

Wanted to use me as her punching bag.

Fvaisey

She kept calling her laptop a Pewter. Drove me crazy!