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We broke up because...
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Always in a Rush!0
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She took forever to do everything0
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Alisontheice wrote: »She took forever to do everything
She wanted to do everything.... Everything!0 -
He didnt know how do do some things!0
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I found him eating cookies - proof he joined the dark side.0
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wanted to do it with my shadow - sad really0
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He was always really sad0
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lol
was a better palm reader0 -
I walked in on a really weird situation involving sex, cookies and a lot of tears0
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No idea0
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She said she didn't know why she didn't desire me any more... I cried and my mascara ran all over0
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cuddled with the dog more than me0
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She wasn't willing to be part of my harem0
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He totally misunderstood me!0
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freak4iron wrote: »I walked in on a really weird situation involving sex, cookies and a lot of tears
that's called having the munchies and not having anything to munch on
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freak4iron wrote: »I walked in on a really weird situation involving sex, cookies and a lot of tears
that's called having the munchies and not having anything to munch on
he smoked way too much pot
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Hated me licking his abs ..while out shopping0
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We'd be out shopping and she would randomly grab the guys with nice abs and start licking them!0
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Didn't like shopping with me. And by shopping I mean shoplifting0
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She ended up in the Pokey!0
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She didn't want to write me0
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She was fooling around with her cellmate Bertha!0
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Big Bertha kept me from getting killed0
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She was now in Love with Big Bertha!0
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She was in a love triangle with blu and bertha0
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She wouldnt fight for my Love!0
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She didn't go to the conjugal visits0
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She didnt understand that I wasnt interested in getting Bertha Cooties!0
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She kept scratching certain spots -- I think she got a gift from Bertha0
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He didn't like Bertha0
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