We broke up because...

skahtboi

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

I rubbed him out

She wouldn't ever rub the right thing

FancyPantsFran

kept asking me to rub his thing

slimgirljo15

She didn't have a thing for me to rub

skahtboi

She was always looking for things to rub.....and they didn't belong to me

slimgirljo15

..didn't want to listen to me ..when i tried to profess my love

skahtboi

Aw, heck. I just couldn't break up with her after all

slimgirljo15

..does this me ..great make up sex

Ssthrnbby

Their sex sounded better than our own. Lol

slimgirljo15

She wouldnt join us ..

Ssthrnbby

She never invited me

slimgirljo15

She ignored me when i spoke ..and tore up my written invitations

Ssthrnbby

Kept mailing me weird coupons

buffer221

kept ignoring my messages

Ssthrnbby

Kept sending me mixed signals.

slimgirljo15

Couldnt read my signals ..made communication tough

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slimgirljo15

She kept setting of the smoke alarms

bryantparson

At the end of the day, I'm a Taurus. Let's be honest, it never could have worked.

Ssthrnbby

Too darn cute

morning_joy

Exactly...with me being a Gemini and all...he was stubborn, I change constantly.

crssftlv

She always brought astrology into everything

SuzyQAzureblue

She was a chameleon! I couldnt keep up

Ssthrnbby

Decided I wasn't lesbian :-/ bummer

47Jacqueline

She was too ambivalent about her sexuality

blu_de_ville

She didn't want to cut my food for me

Ssthrnbby

Too needy

blu_de_ville

She couldn't fulfill my needs

Ssthrnbby

He giggled during sex.

crssftlv

SHe's too fascinated with juice, brings multiple bottles everywhere

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She wouldn't let me dress up in a clown suit.