We broke up because...
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She was always talking about a "green eyed Monster" I think she meant me!
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She had these insanely green eyes. I was freaked put0
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She spelled her name with 1 L.... It was a huge conflict0
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spelling freak.0
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I never saw his face...or is it a she...idk0
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she smiles awkwardly all the time0
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she didn't stay in bed all day.0
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He never got out of bed0
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never fed me bacon in bed.0
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Ate wayyyy too much bacon!0
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She skipped people so she could stay in bed0
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She wouldn't let me wear her glasses.0
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Alisontheice wrote: »She skipped people so she could stay in bed
lol everyone knows I break the rules.... you're too picky
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I wasn't aware of her rule breaking, she implied I was a no one.0
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Made me sleep on the couch fully dressed... with the couch in a different house... in a different state...0
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Wouldn't leave his mothers couch.0
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Sloppy kisser0
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Told me he wanted it doggy style, so I licked his face.0
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It was a misunderstanding...we never really broke up...
Yayyy for make up sex0 -
Wouldnt let me film it...0
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To fierce0
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...I couldn't take a shower without him filming it .. 0 -
She always left a film in the shower! ;p0
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She was always so seductive0
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He didnt like seductive0
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Isn't freaky enough0
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Tied me to a tree and smeared honey on me.0
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Got scared when i got to freaky
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Confused my scared face for my excited face and backed off.0
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