We broke up because...

Noelv1976

She didn't like it when I made airplane noises during oral sex!!

crssftlv

Had given oral to a guy

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was against Free Love!

slimgirljo15

Her love was free to eeeeveryone ...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wanted me to become a Hooker and start charging!

slimgirljo15

I didn't see a problem with that...she did ..

GFitMan

wanted me to be a rent-a-boy i evicted her

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out he was a reincarnated Gangster!

GFitMan

i do have a fascination with turn of the century America 1900-1920's

Fvaisey

Did not want to pay attention to turn of the century America 2000-2020! GWithitMan!

FabulousFantasticFifty

His 5 year plan was that He thought he could travel 5 years in the future!

slimgirljo15

Her colour faded ...she became black and white

MissRheingold

she only liked the old time silent B+W movies

wilsonm2014

She would never send me a picture

slimgirljo15

He only wanted *those* pictures

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I never sent out *those* pictures

slimgirljo15

He received too many of *those* photos

ItsMeGee3

Her photos were better than mine and I was jealous

slimgirljo15

God I was so jealous of that smile

SuzyQAzureblue

she wouldnt give me her heart

Allison1385

We fought over our selfies

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was too Girl next door while I was too Burlesque

Ssthrnbby

Kept stealing my camera

Ria_StayingFit

She stole all the blankets at night

handyrunner

Kept burning my bacon

Yogi_warrior

She keep forgetting who I was.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was trying to get handyrunner to hate Bacon and he got mad and pawned me off on leonidas who I didnt even know!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I found out she tried to turn somebody against bacon...

Ria_StayingFit

She had all the boys chasing after her and I got jealous.

SuzyQAzureblue

The green eyed monster got in our way!!