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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    :D ...haha....his little mermaid...couldn't swim sometimes :#
  • Constancio_Ross
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    12 inches long and 6 inches shy...she couldn't take it after 1 hour
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Hahaha....I pretended..not to take it to make him feel good... ;)
  • Constancio_Ross
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    Satisfaction is the death of desire
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    I was left desiring :p
  • Constancio_Ross
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    exactly where I want you to be...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Well played.......I guess we just weren't a match ;)
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Wouldn't agree to a prenuptual
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
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    He wrote it up so he would end not only with all his stuff but with all my "assets" too. How is that fair? He was selfish.
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
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    because of distance....she kept moving every few weeks, but still she said there was not enough distance between us
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    It was a strange and distant relationship
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    I liked to be close, he had this weird space issue, so I dunno maybe we're still together but we live at opposite ends of the country
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    She wouldnt pack up and move to australia
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    She would constantly bite her nails and spit them all over the carpet
  • justinegibbons
    justinegibbons Posts: 918 Member
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    He was so obsessed over the carpet! I couldn't wear shoes, have drinks, nothing. It was like living with my mother again
  • AndrewBartlett25
    AndrewBartlett25 Posts: 232 Member
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    She wore shoes in the house and stepped on my feet all the time.
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    He always got sand everywhere
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    Was so excited when the Jets came back that she followed them everywhere and no longer had time for me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Damn...really we're breaking up...but I dont want to... <3
  • dewsmom78
    dewsmom78 Posts: 498 Member
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    The sound of his jaw popping while chewing made me gag.