We broke up because...

Ssthrnbby

For big feet..... Big disappointment

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Didn't realize that clowns don't actually fit the shoes they wear.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wore his clown suit in the Boudoir

BIGBMF

Didn't like clown suit in dbed

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

He wouldn't kiss me upside down in the rain.

blu_de_ville

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He wouldn't kiss me upside down in the rain.

He liked Spider-Man more than Batmab

slimgirljo15

Cheater

FabulousFantasticFifty

Every time I beat her at anything she called me a "Cheater"!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She never let me be the boot in Monopoly.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He Got the Boot when I found out about ............!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Always forgot the punch line to her jokes.

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Hea1thyGam3r

We kept keeping each other up too late and it was negatively affecting work.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Never stayed up past 9!

GFitMan

Was always past out by 9 ... AM

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Hated my partying lifestyle!

PewterSky

After that one incident of someone ODing and dying at his party, things weren't the same.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She found out I was under cover and tried to have me killed.

slimgirljo15

Just lost interest...

asianfashionista86

She was always flirting

EnrgizerBnny

She had turrets kept cursing at me

Timshel_

I couldn't keep up

Alisontheice

he was so slow...like turtle slow

Timshel_

She was cold....cold as ice...willing to sacrifice our love. Someday you'll pay the price...

slimgirljo15

She was way too fast ..you know fast loose woman

FabulousFantasticFifty

Two words.. Jeff Gillooly!

Alisontheice

She loved another named Jeff

Timshel_

had Jeff issues.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He once beat me with his Racquet!

Timshel_

Refused to play with my balls.
Kept bringing her own.