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Would never get off his phone.0
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leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »still used computer in smart phone age.
Lies lies lies0 -
EnrgizerBnny wrote: »leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »still used computer in smart phone age.
Lies lies lies
she was a man, lied about her gender :-p0 -
We always fought about who had the better legs and he won!0
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She disrupted my beauty sleep0
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slept too much.0
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leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »EnrgizerBnny wrote: »leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »still used computer in smart phone age.
Lies lies lies
she was a man, lied about her gender :-p
He discovered my deep dark secret
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EnrgizerBnny wrote: »leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »EnrgizerBnny wrote: »leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »still used computer in smart phone age.
Lies lies lies
she was a man, lied about her gender :-p
He discovered my deep dark secret
Wanted me to fight some dark lord.0 -
We're breaking up!!! 0 -
Kept too many secrets0
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Demanded all my attention0
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Didn't want to watch me sleep
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Couldn't keep my eyes open all night for her0
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she couldn't keep up with me in bed0
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Woke up to find me playing with her hair and was creeped out0
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leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »she couldn't keep up with me in bed
He slept too long and I was ready to go0 -
I actually love thatMichael_Lucas wrote: »Woke up to find me playing with her hair and was creeped out
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she wanted go out.0
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He lived in his mothers basement and wanted to only stay in0
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she confused me with some other guy who lived in mothers basement.0
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