We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always peeing herself and that scarred me!

wilsonm2014

hmmm.....

brokebutfun

I went off to make a sandwich and lost the keys to the handcuffs.

pinayfit90

U scream louder than me

GFitMan

screamed even when i was sleeping

slimgirljo15

He was a lover of too many ..our bed was full

GFitMan

i've got the King size bunk bed on order

slimgirljo15

Lol..oh thats ok then...find a little spot for me ...all good

47Jacqueline

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

He was a lover of too many ..our bed was full

Hey! what's with the side talk?

I wanted my own bed

slimgirljo15

Lol..she didn't want to sleep with me ...
Separate beds aren't on

SuzyQAzureblue

She wouldnt let me sleep at all

GFitMan

got too many noise complaints from the neighbors - this chica is a screamer

MissRheingold

he gave me the screaming meemies

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Poisoned the watering hole and put a snake in my boot.

MyChocolateDiet

We broke up because ...

slimgirljo15

Got tired of her screaming meemies
Never heard of that

MyChocolateDiet

^pink and red don't match!

slimgirljo15

Was colour blind

3AAnn3

MyChocolateDiet wrote: »

We broke up because ...

This

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She hit me with her car because she was taking selfies while driving.

3AAnn3

And why would that bother you?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She clearly had wish to keep me from bodily harm.

MissRheingold

don't trust anyone who isn't bothered by anything....

3AAnn3

all talk, no action

RNGRZulu

She would never talk to me.

slimgirljo15

He was clumsy..

FabulousFantasticFifty

She set booby traps all over the house! I think she was trying to kill me and collect the Life Insurance!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Pulled a Panama with my boat.

RunTimer

kept calling his thing 'my boat'

slimgirljo15

He had a little boat ....jk