We broke up because...
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She was really a Green Eyed Monster!
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She was looking for the one eyed monster0
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had weird knicknames for my tallywacker0
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He said *tallywacker*
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she had intimidating toys0
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I said I Needed a weed wacker and she brought home a Tally Wacker!
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Couldn't handle the neighbors tallywacker0
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Cheated on me the night after I gave her a ring.0
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He gave me a ring pull off a coke can..didn't mean anything0
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She never appreciated my thoughtful gifts!
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She gave my stuff to her friends0
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His "stuff" was illegal and I didnt want it in the house!!!0
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Accused me of having illegal stuff...was cornflour ..woman0
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insisted corn flour was an aphrodisiac0
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Put corn flour in inappropriate places on me0
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kept using the word "inappropriate" during sex0
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Was inappropriate in the Boudoir! 0
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Wasnt inappropriate0
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Tried to tarnish my reputation!0
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she said i was too quick0
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quick draw mcgraw0
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He got mad when i said "wait... you're already done?"
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Thought that 2 hours was me already being done0
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Didnt have enough Stamina to make me Happy! 0
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could never tell when she was done
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Couldn't tell when she begun0
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she thought she was Debbie Reynolds, always singing "Tammy Tammy Tammy's in love"........0
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she danced like Elaine from Seinfeld0
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LOL no wonder he would never dance with me...........0
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