We broke up because...
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kept rocking my boat0
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His boat sprung a leak
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wouldn't let me plug the leak0
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His dirty talk was too dirty!0
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She wouldnt let me wear her heels0
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He always broke my heels when he borrowed them!0
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She covered up those legs. She knew the deal...0
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He wanted all of me uncovered..made getting the groceries tough... 0
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She never did the shopping!0
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would bowl in high heels0
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Was jealous because my heels didnt fit him!0
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she kept dressing me up0
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She was too jealous of my short chubby legs0
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height diffeence: i got tired of stooping over for a kiss0
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Always called me A Dwarf!0
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dressed up as snow white and called me 'pokey'0
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You have a belly button fetish0
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Didn't appreciate me removing her belly button fluff
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didnt like my outie0
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I loved his innie more ..but so did the other neighbours0
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kept quoting star wars in bed0
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She didnt like being sociable with our neighbors!0
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Didn't let me eat Oreos0
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Called his *thing*...a light saber .....I couldnt stop laughing0
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Kept going over the neighbors for cake0
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she would sneak up on me...yank down my boxers..and shout "surrender Dorothy!"0
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He had weird Fantasies!0
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she was too naïve0
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My eyes are blue. He thought they were green.0
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