We broke up because...

TUsphg8B4zrapVx

I got bored

Yogi_warrior

he spent all the money on comics

LindsayPosey

Didn't appreciate the comics

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

They were all hentai.

Nograce80

Her writes erotica about his close girlfriends, and didn't even include me.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wanted me to write erotica about her when I knew her for less than a week and we hadn't done anything yet.

katufts

I offended him too often with my morbid sense of humor.

MisterRok

I looked like a man but hung like a toddler.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She thought beheading my Goldfish was Funny!

LindsayPosey

All she did was cry about what her ex did to her goldfish

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She wanted to be the big spoon.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always Spooning the new Cute Girl!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Didn't like cuddling with me because I always played with her hair.

LindsayPosey

Had a creepy obsession with my hair

slimgirljo15

He was always stroking.......


Other peoples



Hair

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Thought there was such a thing as a creep hair obsession. (Just let me cut some off if you're leaving) ((My precious))

LindsayPosey

She always made me feel ignored

FabulousFantasticFifty

That right there!^^^

LindsayPosey

I wasn't good enough

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Self esteem issues.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Because I was always late!

Nograce80

She kept getting pregnant by other people!

JSurita3

She couldn't commit

Nograce80

I loved her too much to put her in an asylum. And one night she ran away.

Building_Bulk

She tried to have me committed

JSurita3

He wouldn't commit either

Building_Bulk

Her idea of me committing was being like the James Caan character in the movie Misery

LindsayPosey

He made too many movie references

Nograce80

She didn't like movies so instead made me act them out for her in a one woman rendition then she would boo my performance.

Nograce80

He kept leaving me alone for long periods of time to go on cool trips and never took me.