We broke up because...

MissRheingold

every night was Haagen-Dazs "pint night" for her

47Jacqueline

I got tired of eating ice cream all the time

slimgirljo15

Only wanted burgers 24/7

mhiggi02

I couldn't get our trapeze installed to her liking

slimgirljo15

He broke our ceiling mirror installing the trapeze..I was not happy..

LindsayPosey

Was too hard to keep happy

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always trying to keep me Happy and I was exhausted!

MissRheingold

she was always so tired - really brought me down

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was on a lower level!

LindsayPosey

She thought she was above everyone else

FabulousFantasticFifty

She put me up on a pedestal and I was afraid of heights!

Nograce80

She wouldn't even climb up on a step stool, I had to get everything for her.

LindsayPosey

Always got mad at me when I was too short to reach stuff

Nograce80

Me reaching stuff was just a ploy for him to reach stuff, so long story short, we didn't break up!

LindsayPosey

Was still in a relationship

Nograce80

Was too cool to be my side girl.

Noelv1976

She had waaaaay to many granny panties

AutumnFREESPIRIT

He wears Speedos at the beach

Nograce80

I was territorial and she wanted to walk around the town in her panties only.

LindsayPosey

Too controlling

LindsayPosey

Lied and said I didn't like pop tarts so he would break up with me - everyone likes pop tarts

slimgirljo15

Loved tarts too much..

LindsayPosey

Thought there was such a thing as loving pop tarts too much

lilbitoftrouble

You stopped talking to me all together because you were dating pop tarts. Why?

Noelv1976

She never asked anything about me

LindsayPosey

All he wanted to do was talk about himself

Noelv1976

She never listened to anything I said

Nograce80

He talked in riddles on purpose to confuse me

Chieflrg

Always checked himself out in the mirror...

slimgirljo15

Wasn't kinky enough..I wanted a bad boy