We broke up because...

Salty_Sauce

She dumped me for someone younger

RyanVanG

Head shine kept blinding me.

Nograce80

Only wanted to date me in secret, wouldn't tell anyone because he was embarrassed.

mhiggi02

wouldn't let me out of the house, except to grocery shop

4ever420

He always picked up the wrong things at the grocery store.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Only wanted me to buy Fritos and Beer!

ManyouknowIsurecantstay

Never wanted to buy Fritos, and beer

nidgeyb67

I don't like to wash

FabulousFantasticFifty

Had an unusual odor! ;p

striderb

She always traveled in a pack.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't like my Wild side!

kjm3579

Was too wild, kept bringing other people home to our bed

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striderb

Didn't like my backside.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Needed waxing daily! ;p

striderb

Wouldn't warm the wax up enough.

mhiggi02

would never shut the sunroof....messed up my hair on our way to fancy evenings

FabulousFantasticFifty

He spent more time getting ready than me!

bizeebec02

She never shared the bathroom mirror

Nograce80

She practically lived in the bathroom looking at the mirror, I had to pee!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always waited until we were on the road! Irritating!!!!

MisterRok

An involvement with a boy

LindsayPosey

Only cared about his hair

4ever420

She was a bad influence

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FabulousFantasticFifty

MisterRok wrote: »

An involvement with a boy

Refused to Grow up!

zagoras wrote: »

Every time I laughed, she yelled at me.

He always laughed at Funerals!!!

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always trying to Poison, "accidentally" knock me off my ladder and turn the breakers on when I was doing wiring! She just laughed it off when I would confront her about it!

SubZeroDude

She saw the college debt I am going to have

Nograce80

He was still in college, I don't rob the cradle.