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We broke up because...

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  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
    I drew the line when he dressed up as chewbacca
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He didn't like my cosplay enthusiasm
  • JeraldTX
    JeraldTX Posts: 42 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    One word *crabs*.... he had em :D

    She should have told me she preferred lobster.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I love lobster but not his crotch crickets :#
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    we broke up because she danced with the devil by the pale moonlight.
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    I was the devil
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    you are looking kinda pale...
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    He wouldn't buy me a boat
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    uh... yes I would. All you have to do is ask!
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    May I have a boat
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
    (looks into her eyes...) uh... yes...!
  • RadiantKayleigh
    RadiantKayleigh Posts: 20 Member
    Didn't buy me a boat, but offered his other girl one
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    I suspect she wasn't waiting till marriage for satisfying her low instincts, so classy, we guys in pursuit of spiritual love and girls can't stop going lusty.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    He was a liar
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    47Jacqueline wrote: »
    He was a liar
    Hahahaha... :D

    Was too forward for me lol ;)
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    47Jacqueline wrote: »
    He was a liar

    She has right leanings.

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Had crotch crickets
  • KandieCarmella
    KandieCarmella Posts: 1,227 Member
    Wouldn't share a boat with me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    KandieCarmella wrote: »
    Wouldn't share a boat with me
    Not true...who said that ...
    jump in my luxury cruiser :*

    liked noel better than me :'(
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    One day at a fancy restaurant I kneed in front of her, and handed her a small wooden box, she opened it and read the word "Kidding!" in wacky font, she didn't take it good, I can't stay with someone so attached after 8 years of relationship and with such a bad mood for jokes. She didn't even let my stripper cousin Gipsy Danger (that's her legal name) to crash with us for a week", she IS my cousin... we made out before but still my cousin!

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