We broke up because...

RunTimer

he was too in love with himself

g44219

he always got my hopes up with his spoilers!

RunTimer

he

died

of

anticipation

g44219

hahaha he always kept me in suspense. it was too much

MzIrish

My guns were bigger than his

RunTimer

pick one:
a.her guns were bigger than mine
b.my gun was loaded
c.she said i was half-cocked

g44219

he had a lot of faults

JavaAbe

Found out he was a guy

g44219

we were too much alike.....equipment wise

marcelo_templario

Did not let me use my selfie stick in his grandpa's funeral... oh and he's a dude..

Nograce80

Killed my grandpa!

g44219

I caught her smooching with my grandpa!

Nograce80

I was confused! He looked just like his grandpa. He wouldn't listen to my side of the story!

g44219

after she didn't answer my 100th text message I decided to end the relationship

michellemundi

He liked his fone more than me

g44219

she always needed attention

_fitness4life_

He blames his insecurities on me

g44219

she was a tease

_fitness4life_

He didn't like when I "teased". Not my fault he was too ticklish for my feathers.

g44219

more like torture! talked me into being handcuffed then tickled me till I pissed myself!

taylortaylorgb

Had an overactive bladder

JeffreyMGiron

cut me off when we were having conversation

slimgirljo15

I got tired of being ignored ..and I found a guy in our closet..I know I didn't leave him there

taylortaylorgb

She was always leaving guys in the closet.

Alanakrahenbil

She wouldn't kiss me in the rain in the middle of times square

JeffreyMGiron

didnt want to dance with me

mandipandi75

Wouldn't let me lead

JeffreyMGiron

changed the music

slimgirljo15

She tickled hard..left bruises

Jess1989ica

She didn't like be leaving my marks on her