We broke up because...
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She never let me sleep0
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He was Narcoleptic0
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she had alien hand syndrome0
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Tossing salad has more than one definition ...0
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he didn't like romaine...0
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I couldn't pronounce her name properly...0
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His name was just X0
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He refused to set a place at the table for my cat.0
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The cat needed a shaving0
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Wouldn't let me play with his Star Wars action figures.0
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She couldnt handle all this... lol0
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His pens was 3' long...a 3rd leg.0
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He was a momma's boy0
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She wanted me to wear argyle socks0
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Wore white socks with dress shoes!!0
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wore socks with sandals0
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We didn't a lie spread by jealous people
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Was paranoid - thought everyone was jealous0
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she used me like a dish rag and never called me back0
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He smelled old and moldy0
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she always had a runny nose0
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She had hammer toes0
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I did not! he lied about my gender and my toes!
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Kept wearing my underwear0
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Flirts with everyone!!!!0
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Ditto^^0
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she said ditto but I thought she said dil*o and I was out!0
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Did we break up?..he never told me..I thought he went down the pub for a drink...for 3 months 0
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she was the love em and leave em kind0
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He was too possessive0
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